Favorite Brand of Toilet Paper

[Thump]

Charmin for me.

 

[Taosman]

Whatever the wife leaves on the roll!

 

[iambrutus]

Cottonelle - daughter loves the puppy on the package so she holds it while we finish shopping

 

[Buckin' A]

Adult ass wipes...and you know what I'm talking about Thump!

 

[Thump]

Adult ass wipes...and you know what I'm talking about Thump!

You don't use those for every wipe.

 

[Dryden]

For the longest time it was Charmin, but those commercials with bears crapping in the woods started freakin' me out, so I switched to Cottonelle. Recently went back to Charmin after coming to the realization that Cottonelle seems to disintegrate on contact and go airborne as white tissue dust if your breathe on it, which doesn't work out so well for us since we just tiled our main bathroom floor black.

 

[Buckin' A]

You don't use those for every wipe.

But they should be an option since they are part of the wiping process. That's like having Kool Aid with no sugar.

 

[ScriptOhio]

The cheap stuff.

 

[iambrutus]

But they should be an option since they are part of the wiping process. That's like having Kool Aid with no sugar.

half the sugar since mom thought you were a fat ass - mom was right :(

 

[Buckin' A]

half the sugar since mom thought you were a fat ass - mom was right :(

"Ya'll ain't never got two things that match. Kool Aid, no sugar. Ham, no burger. Peanut butter, no jelly....damn!"

 

[Dryden]

The cheap stuff.

That's not the cheap stuff. It's 2-ply, and it's "Pillow Soft."

Cheap stuff is the 1-ply Georgia-Pacific industrial recycled stuff that's sold in 10,000 feet rolls for hotels, shopping malls, and to my boss at Sams Club.

 

[NFBuck]

Charmin for this guy.

 

[Romanowski]

I prefer Charmin too, but lately I've been shopping at perhaps Al Gore's greatest invention, ALDI, and I've been picking up some decent two-ply for $.89 for 4 rolls...

 

[BB73]

Charmin is good. It's also wise to toss a couple of rolls in the luggage when travelling to foreign countries. Some of those foreign places have sandpaper on a roll.

Dingleberries are bad.

 

[Dryden]

Charmin is good. It's also wise to toss a couple of rolls in the luggage when travelling to foreign countries. Some of those foreign places have sandpaper on a roll.

Dingleberries are bad.

I've carried a roll of TP when I've travelled, 'just in case,' but now, thanks to Romo's old man, and Borat, I know I can always use my socks in an emergency.