Fat bastard rescued from "residual stink" in own home

[Jake]

When emergency responders arrived, they called in a hazmat team about 2:30 p.m. from the Westmoreland County Department of Public Safety to check an odor in the home.

The odor was not deemed harmful and was identified as "residual stink," according to Dan Stevens, the county's deputy emergency management coordinator.

Residual stink?

To make room to remove Sargent from his home, officials first had to tow his Dodge Ram pickup, whose cab was two-thirds full of litter, such as pizza boxes, egg cartons and beverage containers.

Emergency workers took Sargent out of the house through a hole they cut through a wall.

Emergency crews rescue 600-pound man from Upper Burrell home - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review ​

 

[localyokel]

As Sargent is a longtime and well-known resident, emergency officials draped a large, silver tarp between Sargent's home and a nearby garage to provide privacy for him during his transfer from the house.

So, if he was just some poor fat schmuck that no one was acquainted with, and who had only recently moved into the neighborhood, then they would have drug him out butt naked with spotlights on him after alerting the national media?

 

[GeorgiaBuck2]

 

[Muck]

How much for his truck?

 

[DubCoffman62]

Where did he shit? Most fat people can't sit on a normal toilet.

 

[Jake]

Where did he shit? Most fat people can't sit on a normal toilet.

My guess is that problem contributed to the "residual stink" in the house, among other things.