Explain Football to the dames in your life....

[elliemae]

I'm picturing this conversation.


NB - "Umm ... I suppose the halftime BJ is out of the question?"

Unless you can b!ow yourself,yes it is out of the question!

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Heh, that can go both ways. Countless hours on a football forum, living next door to a major NFL franchise, I wound up dating a Canadian who gave football an "eh" but enthused over curling. Go figure. Funny thing is, my first thought on learning of this quirk was, well, I guess this isn't going anywhere.

At least he probably kept his floors swept, right?

 

[hoat]

Ahhh...women. If I could; I, would be gay. How did we come to be talking about women and football again? Blasphemy.

 

[NextBuck]

I'm picturing this conversation.

NB - "They should run the ball right here."

GF - "What do you mean by that?"

NB - "Are you kidding me?"

GF - "No, I really don't know."

NB - "You're retarded."

GF - "I can't believe you just said that - I am so pissed off at you!"

NB - "Umm ... I suppose the halftime BJ is out of the question?"

One change:

NB - "They should run the ball right here."

GF - "What do you mean by that?"

NB - "Are you kidding me?"

GF - "No, I really don't know."

NB - "No, you gotta be joking? I mean, run-the-ball. Like you put the ball in the running backs hands and 'run'."

GF - "I really have no idea what you mean by that. I never heard the phrase."

NB - "You're retarded."

GF - "I can't believe you just said that - I am so pissed off at you!"

NB - "Umm ... I suppose the halftime BJ is out of the question?

That's when I knew I was just in this relationship for the BJ's