Expiration Dates

[DaytonBuck]

Why does bottled water have one?

 

[Big Papa]

Why does bottled water have one?

Because it is poison.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Why does bottled water have one?

Because it is poison.




and because anything with preservativesin it has to have a exp. date

 

[Taosman]

What happens is the plastic starts leaching chemicals into the water.
Water starts tasting funky and may in fact not be good for you. (bottled)

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Because if you're dumb enough to buy bottled water, you're dumb enough to believe it'll expire.

:p

 

[sandgk]

Because if you're dumb enough to buy bottled water, you're dumb enough to believe it'll expire.

:p

It becomes vaporware.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Because if you're dumb enough to buy bottled water, you're dumb enough to believe it'll expire.

:p

Not fair....I buy bottled water out of necessity(sp?)

 

[Oneshot]

How can you be confused about the spelling of necessity?

You must drink bottled water.

 

[Taosman]

Bottled water doesn't "expire".
It just doesn't taste as good after a certain date.
Kind of like lots of food things. :tongue2:

 

[scarletandgrey]

How can you be confused about the spelling of necessity?

You must drink bottled water.

Easy Alice....:box:

 

[Big Papa]

Bottled water doesn't "expire".
It just doesn't taste as good after a certain date.
Kind of like lots of food things. :tongue2:

Except when it turns to poison.

 

[MaxBuck]

Why does bottled water have one?

I'm glad you asked that question. The expiration date on bottled water is unusual in that it is mandated by the Department of Education rather than the USDA. It actually refers to the expiration not of the water, but of the IQ of its purchaser.

 

[DaytonBuck]

So I should probably stop drinking my vintage soviet spring water?

 

[Taosman]

My Ruskie friends tell me don't ever drink water!
Drink that good Swedish vodka instead! :tongue2:

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Like condoms ever really expire.