Everything I needed to know, I learned on BP

[Jaxbuck]

1. Never put in in crazy
2. Fuck *ichigan
   
3. Never trust a guy named Bernard Rubble with ticket money
4. People expect a lot for $77.95 a year
5. Don't give meth to squirrels
6. Sexting and masturbating at work are frowned upon (is frowned upon if referring to a singular event)
7. ???

 

[Steve19]

7. Don't masturbate at the gym

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

8. Don't listen to @Steve19 .. DO masturbate at the gym.

 

[Dryden]

9. Don’t create a troll burner account with information that can be tied to your personal life, workplace, or any other online forum.

 

[Jaxbuck]

9. Don’t create a troll burner account with information that can be tied to your personal life, workplace, or any other online forum.

aka "don't be a McNeil or risk getting McNeiled"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

9(a) - Don't cross @shetuck.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

10. Don't fuck picnic tables.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

11. tearful goodbyes don't make anyone feel bad.

 

[Jaxbuck]

10. Don't fuck picnic tables.

 

[brodybuck21]

11. tearful goodbyes don't make anyone feel bad.

12) dont be @WolverineMike

 

[Jaxbuck]

12) dont be @WolverineMike

that one should be higher on the list

 

[Best Buckeye]

13. Don't listen to any one on BP

 

[cjmik_75]

14) Staring at Boobs makes you healthy.

 

[Jaxbuck]

13. Don't listen to any one on BP

 

[Dryden]

14) Staring at Boobs makes you healthy.