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Everyday Tasks With Your Dominant Hand

tyrus

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I was thinking about this the other day....

I am right handed. I write with my right hand, and in sports, my right hand is dominant, but when performing everyday tasks, I use my left hand....I shave my head and when I apply shaving cream, I cant do it with my RH, it feels completely awkward. The same with lotion, eating, buttoning shirts and pants, peeing, drinking, picking my nose and the biggest one of all, I cant masterbate with my right hand. I almost feel handicap.

What is everyone else's take on this. Are the rest of you like this?

I figured it is slow until January, so what the hell.
 
I don't know, I've noticed more of a dominant arm when I preform tasks rather than a dominant hand. I think it depends on what I'm doing but my right shoulder/bicep is stronger than my left (leaving me to throw baseballs/footballs with my right arm), but my left forearm is stronger than my right one (throwing frisbees/arm wrestling), and then again my right wrist/hand is stronger than my left hand (writing.... etc).

In the end, I think I'm just pretty ambidextrous.
 
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I cant masterbate with my right hand.

Used to have that problem. Here is how I solved it:

I started by telling my right hand it was my favorite hand. How I didn't really care for my left hand and was just using it to get what I wanted.

Next I bought it one of those fancy driving gloves - the kind with no fingers. This particular one laced up in the palm.

Then I let my right hand hold a drink for a while - a really strong drink.

Finally, after a couple of promises to let it know in advance so it could release its grip at the last moment - I had my way.

Awkward at first, but I will never go back to my left.
 
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Oh8ch;678487; said:
Used to have that problem. Here is how I solved it:

I started by telling my right hand it was my favorite hand. How I didn't really care for my left hand and was just using it to get what I wanted.

Next I bought it one of those fancy driving gloves - the kind with no fingers. This particular one laced up in the palm.

Then I let my right hand hold a drink for a while - a really strong drink.

Finally, after a couple of promises to let it know in advance so it could release its grip at the last moment - I had my way.

Awkward at first, but I will never go back to my left.

I tried this, now I am all alone. They saw right through me. They ran off together.
 
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