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Taosman

Taosman

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Disclaimer, the following thread is not just about how many cats you think you have.

Ever wonder why..........

I have just one cat.
I'm pretty sure.
Well, almost sure I have just one cat.
I mean, I have pictures and papers that say.
I have one cat.
But.:paranoid:
When it's time to clean the kitty litter.
I'd swear that I have at least 6...no..8 cats! :yow1:
Maybe she invites the whole neighborhood over for a party when we're out?
Should I check the wine cellar?
Should I get a "kitty/nanny cam"? :yow2:
 
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Taosman;647705; said:
Disclaimer, the following thread is not just about how many cats you think you have.
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I'm a guy. I have no cats.

Ever wonder why...
...the guy in front of you always drives slower when you're late for something?
...you meet your girlfriend's parents for the first time, you shift a little in your chair, when a loud explosive fart-sound comes from the chair, and everyone looks at you, and you insist it's the chair, and you can't repeat the sound?
...Lou Holtz has a job?
...I have a job?
...they're called "fingers," but "fing" isn't actually a word?
...squirrels go running through traffic, when there's perfectly good trees to jump through above the road?
...anyone ever thought it would be a good idea to eat cauliflour?
...they make butter out of peanuts, but not out of any other kind of nuts?
...men have nipples?
...pencils are just the right shape to fit up your nose?
...the child-proof lids on aspirin jars are only a pain if you're the one with the head-ache?
...in amish-country, you can wave at anyone you want, but only the men will wave back?
...the middle finger became the "F-You" finger? I would think that none of the fingers are very offensive. I'd be much more offended if a guy took the time to write me a letter. Or at least an e-mail.
...they call it "taking a dump?" You don't really take it anywhere.
...they're called "pants" even though you can't have just one pant?
...my boss asks me to find the design info in my folder, right after he just looked through the folder for the design info?
...the "Family Circus" is in the comics?
 
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