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Ever walk in on your parents?

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Did she leave you on the doorstep in a basket with a note or something?

(I apologize if that seems like an insensitive way to put it... its just that when you don't know who one of the parent's are... its normally the other one.)
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Did she leave you on the doorstep in a basket with a note or something?

(I apologize if that seems like an insensitive way to put it... its just that when you don't know who one of the parent's are... its normally the other one.)
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That's what I though too. I am not trying to be a smartass, or dick.
I understand a woman not knowing who the father is, but never the other way around.
 
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Came close once, but no - and they were the very silent type(at least while us kids were home), so i never had the experience of hearing them -don't even want to think about it.

this brings up a question, though, for all the other parents out there:
Do you have any special methods, other than getting rid of the kids for a night, of doing it w/ out worrying about the "interruption from hell"? I would appreciate any ideas on the subject, cause it's hard to concentrate when you have to keep one ear focused on the stairs, and i hate doing it under covers "just in case".
 
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NOTREDAMECHIEF said:
Bedtime, keep tv on, door locked and go to it! Wife and I have many afternoon adventures while the kids are in school. When there is a will there is a way and I have lots of will.
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You might need some new tricks if your mother-in-law moves in. :biggrin:
 
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NOTREDAMECHIEF said:
Yeah it looks like she is moving in for a try in a few weeks but she will be downstairs and she cant hear well anyways...
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I hope that goes well for you. I could deal with my mother-in-law moving in, she's 92 and I have never had any hint of a problem with her. Very nice lady.
 
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NightmaresDad said:
Came close once, but no - and they were the very silent type(at least while us kids were home), so i never had the experience of hearing them -don't even want to think about it.

this brings up a question, though, for all the other parents out there:
Do you have any special methods, other than getting rid of the kids for a night, of doing it w/ out worrying about the "interruption from hell"? I would appreciate any ideas on the subject, cause it's hard to concentrate when you have to keep one ear focused on the stairs, and i hate doing it under covers "just in case".
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1. Lock on the bedroom door
2. After midnight
3. "Here's a bowl of popcorn and a new DVD!!! Have fun, kids (I will)!"
 
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Or his dad could have put some dna on his finger or in a turkey baster or something, that wouldn't be sex, right?
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Ths brings up a related thread:

Have you ever walked in on your father basting your mother?



(Feel free to split this off if there are too many replies) :wink2:
 
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