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Ever walk in on your parents?

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Never actually seen them but I've heard them. It had to be the worst sound ever to come into my ears. You know that watering feeling you get in the back of your mouth before you hurl, I got it then and think I'm getting it now.
 
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Ghost Recon said:
Never actually seen them but I've heard them. It had to be the worst sound ever to come into my ears. You know that watering feeling you get in the back of your mouth before you hurl, I got it then and think I'm getting it now.
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I know that feeling exactly, as I've heard mine....... [[[[[shudder]]]]]
 
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I heard them once when I came home undexpectedly early from a date in high school. I slammed the bathroom cabinets as loud as I possibly could, sprinted staright to my bedroom and buried my head underneath my pillow hoping & praying that they were just arm wrestling or performing some other strenuous activity.
 
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Nope, I cannot say that I ever did. Maybe it was my mind subconsciously blocking it out or whatever. It's sick, but the reason that most of your parents stuck together was partly due to the ability to still be able to do that as they got older. :tongue2:
 
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Yes this thread is gross, but yes I am one of the unfortunate ones that have witnessed the horror. Went into the bathroom which had doors from the hallway and their bedroom. Went to close the door to their bedroom and they just stopped and both looked up at me. I closed the door so fast it almost came off the hinges. I still have a slight twitch in my right eye occasionally. That was 20 years ago and I have turned it into a topic of embarrassment for both of them. The phrase "At least you could close the door" has been uttered more than once in front of many of their friends. Their faces always turn red, even though they are both in their mid 60s.
 
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Our mailman moved to the west coast shortly after I was born, so I never had the chance to see both of my biological parents together.
 
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buckzip said:
My parents never had sex. I was immaculately conceived.

And don't try to tell me any different.
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If your parents never had sex, maybe your mom sat on a toilet seat that was anything but immaculate.
 
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I never saw my dad with my real mom, but then I don't know my real mom.

My dad was pretty much a player and he still doesn't know who my real mother is.

Anyway, I did walk in on my dad and "mom" once - no shite, get this, in the basement with mom facing the stand up freezer. Dad was behind her.

They had just pulled up their pants and I was freaked. I never bolted down the stairs like that again. . . (I was 17, too - ack *spit* *cough* *heave* ack)

If your parents never had sex, maybe your mom sat on a toilet seat that was anything but immaculate.
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Or his dad could have put some dna on his finger or in a turkey baster or something, that wouldn't be sex, right?
 
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