Elevator Behavior/Rage

[kinch]

Okay, this was very juvenile, but I just took an elevator up to my office and was nice enough to hold it for a while as another man was approaching. Not only did he not thank me, but he stood in the way of my exiting and was yelling on his phone. So, due to my current elevator issues (see below) I was very angry as I began to exit the elevator-- when I felt a large fart coming. I am lactose intolerant and had a big glass of milk this morning, and it had been brewing and fermenting all morning. . .

I stopped in the doorway, paused, let it rip, then left.

A few days ago I had a guy in the elevator pushing the door close button repeatedly. Annoyed, I asked a colleague about this behavior, and he agreed that elevators all seem to have a set delay that they observe before closing the doors, and nothing will speed this up. Later that same day, a guy was furiously slamming the door close button, and blocking me from pressing the button for my floor, so I explained to him that his actions were useless. He yelled at me in broken English for talking to him. I tried to explain that I didn't mind what he did, but that his actions were meaningless. . .

Anyway, I am having elevator rage lately. I assume that I am not the only one. . .

 

[scooter1369]

Nothing more irritating than coming down the elevator in the morning to leave work and some jackass just assumes its empty and barrels in without looking as soon as the doors open. I got hot coffee spilled on me one time and practically launched the guy half way into the lobby. I was beyond pissed.

 

[chille37]

Ok, so I was on the elevator this morning, talking to my wife on my cell and minding my own business. There was one other person on there with me. As he went to exit the elevator he ripped some nasty, spoiled milk fart and left. WTF is up with that?

 

[DEBuckeye]

Nothing more irritating than coming down the elevator in the morning to leave work and some jackass just assumes its empty and barrels in without looking as soon as the doors open. I got hot coffee spilled on me one time and practically launched the guy half way into the lobby. I was beyond pissed.

That is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. That will piss me off every time.

 

[kinch]

Nothing more irritating than coming down the elevator in the morning to leave work and some jackass just assumes its empty and barrels in without looking as soon as the doors open. I got hot coffee spilled on me one time and practically launched the guy half way into the lobby. I was beyond pissed.

That is my biggest pet peeve.

Also, earlier today, I waited to let some ladies enter the elevator first, and some dick came barging in in front of them and everybody else. Classy.