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Ebonic Word of the Day: "OMELET"

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Ha! Mili (or anyone else) here's a link you should check out. It will translate any text you type into "Jive". No it's probably not politically correct, but it's also not intended to offend either. Check out the author's disclaimer, then get over yourself and have a laugh.

Jive Server

Here's the above paragraph translated into Jive:

Ha! True dat. Mili (down low, o' anyone else) in da house's some link yo' ass
should check out. It will translate no text yo' ass type into "Jive". No it be
probably not political-like correct, but it be also not intended t'offend
eitha'. Check out da damn author's disclaima', den git ova' yourself an' have
some fall out.
 
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True story here.

My brother's good friend is a cop in our home town. The guy was telling us a story over a couple of beers one night about a car someone left in the middle of the busiest road in town. The cop pulls up to the abandoned car sitting in the middle of a 6 lane road near a mall just before Christmas. It has totally screwed up traffic. The cop calls a wrecker out and quickly begins towing it away.

Well, right then the car's owner comes running to the car trying to figure out what is going on. The officer explains you just cannot abandon a car in the middle of an intersection. The owner adamantly states he did nothing wrong because he had his "bebacks" on. The cop has no idea what he is talking about (we are talking about a suburban community where most of the crime is chasing dogs that poop in someone else's yard). After the guy points at the car as it is being towed away and keeps yelling "bebacks," the officer figures out he means his emergency/hazard lights. The owner thought he could leave his car anywhere for any amount of time as long as he had these lights on because he would Be Back!

I always remind my brother, who is also a cop, that it is because of people like that cops have job security.
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;1797767; said:
An omelette? For lunch? What's for dinner, quiche?

:shake:

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Nah. Probably a veggie stir-fry with some bunless 1/3-lb cheeseburgers all fried in coconut oil, berries in full fat Greek yogurt, a protein shake, followed by a 2-mile walk with whichever kids bucks4me is most pissed off at at the time. :biggrin:
 
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Dryden;1797776; said:
Nah. Probably a veggie stir-fry with some bunless 1/3-lb cheeseburgers all fried in coconut oil, berries in full fat Greek yogurt, a protein shake, followed by a 2-mile walk with whichever kids bucks4me is most [censored]ed off at at the time. :biggrin:
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All of them. Have fun!!! :biggrin:
 
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