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Ebay: Buy My Football Loyalty, I'm tired of the Vols

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jwinslow

jwinslow

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Ebay Auction: buy this guy's football loyalty

not sure whether this guy is smart, a sellout, attention-deprived, or all of the above.

Do people actually pay up when bidding on these sorts of things? I know people pay for the toast with jesus on it... but do they pay for these non-material auctions?

I'm selling my services as a College Football League fan to the highest bidder.
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For anyone who's interested, I'm pleased to announce BKB is now offering plots of land on Charon, the moon of Pluto. This is an exclusive offer! Everyone is welcome.

$49,950.00/ acre. Get em while their hot! Once I have check (and by that, I mean cash or money order) in hand, I will send you a paper (suitable for framing) which shows you have bought an acre of Charon! Don't wait, the acres are flying off the shelf!
 
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jwinslow said:
clearly you're new to this. If you start it out at zero, but write all kinds of convincing stories about how the land is haunted, then you can make millions.
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Oh, no no no no... I learned my technique from a poor goat farm in Liberia who e-mailed me one day with a terrible story of dispair. He trusted me with the potential for millions, and dare I say I believe those millions will be mine in no time flat, or maybe a little longer.
 
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As I write this the bid on e-bay is up to $1,275 :yow1:

Plus the fella has found some media fame with TV appearances on the local Knoxville Station and (so he claims) a forthcoming gig on ESPN (Cold Pizza).

Oh well, this is what you get when there is no Bowl Season for your team - the silly season. :biggrin:
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
BKB, how big is that moon? I'm considering purchasing the whole thing...but if I do, can I just get one big piece of paper saying I own the whole thing, instead of a ton of smaller pieces?
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My apologies, I didn't see this post til just now.

Charon ( "KAIR en" ) is Pluto's only known satellite:
orbit: 19,640 km from Pluto
diameter: 1172 km
mass: 1.90e21 kg

So, that's 289606.3207320813 acres.... at 49,950 per that means it would come to $14,465,819,700 Since you probably don't have over 14 billion laying around, and you are buying in bulk, I'll reduce it in half..

well.. more than half... 7 Billion. And yes, I can can make one big piece of paper instead of 289,606 small ones, but I caution you, when it comes to the frame, you're on your own.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
My apologies, I didn't see this post til just now.

Charon ( "KAIR en" ) is Pluto's only known satellite:
orbit: 19,640 km from Pluto
diameter: 1172 km
mass: 1.90e21 kg

So, that's 289606.3207320813 acres.... at 49,950 per that means it would come to $14,465,819,700 Since you probably don't have over 14 billion laying around, and you are buying in bulk, I'll reduce it in half..

well.. more than half... 7 Billion. And yes, I can can make one big piece of paper instead of 289,606 small ones, but I caution you, when it comes to the frame, you're on your own.
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YOu gonna throw in a space heater?
 
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