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Watson, Crick & A Twist
You would fail a Citizenship test.jimotis4heisman;1481797; said:
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official title of the first 8:
president of the united states in congress assembled
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sandgk
Watson, Crick & A Twist
which is clearly a different title from ... POTUS.jimotis4heisman;1481822; said:
Of course the last time this was hotly debated was when Hanson's grandkid wanted his grandpa bronzed.
After which the earlier, largely ceremonial office receded to its proper place in History.
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jimotis4heisman
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1. What are the colors of our flag?
the un flag has two colors
2. How many stars are there in our flag?
none
3. What color are the stars on our flag?
n/a
4. What do the stars on the flag mean?
n/a
5. How many stripes are there in the flag?
n/a
n/a
7. What do the stripes on the flag mean?
n/a
8. How many states are there in the Union?
uncertain. texas has considered seceding, (does the midwest dumbfuckistan of the 2004 election rejoined?)
9. What is the 4th of July?
one day after the third of july
10. What is the date of Independence Day?
july 8th. (the day the document was actually publicly read-july 4 it went to the printers)
11. Independence from whom?
eu
12. What country did we fight during the Revolutionary War?
white sourthern republicans, obama won
13. Who was the first President of the United States?
hanson
14. Who is the President of the United States today?
im waiting on a recount/sc verdict
15. Who is the vice-president of the United States today?
sheriff joe biden
16. Who elects the President of the United States?
acrorn
17. Who becomes President of the United States if the President should die?
nancy pelosi would assassinate next in line so her
18. For how long do we elect the President?
life, obama fro life
19. What is the Constitution?
something we use to wipe our @$$
20. Can the Constitution be changed?
certianly but its easier to disregard it
21. What do we call a change to the Constitution?
typical day in the white house
22. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
about a dozen this week
23. How many branches are there in our government?
four,
24. What are the three branches of our government?
exec, jud, leg, czar
25. What is the legislative branch of our government?
taxers and spender
26. Who makes the laws in the United States?
congress, then they ear mark it with speding
27. What is the Congress?
435 worthless osbs
28. What are the duties of Congress?
spend money
29. Who elects the Congress?
acorn/born again crazies
30. How many senators are there in Congress?
99*
31. Can you name the two senators from your state?
yes
32. For how long do we elect each senator?
life, they sure in the hell arent getting voted out once in
33. How many representatives are there in Congress?
about a dozen-uaw, teachers, gun lobby, etc
34. For how long do we elect the representatives?
they do about 20 minutes of work and most likely never get voted out
35. What is the executive branch of our government?
the branch that isnt the judicial, or leg branch
36. What is the judiciary branch of our government?
people who make the laws says sotomayor
37. What are the duties of the Supreme Court?
make laws
38. What is the supreme court law of the United States?
whatever they please
39. What is the Bill of Rights?
something obama just passed with regard to credit cards
40. What is the capital of your state?
confusion
41. Who is the current governor of your state?
i think the office is there but no one is home
42. Who becomes President of the United States if the President and the vice-president should die?
this wont happen, soh is to crazy no matter who it is, the country would defect in whole
43. Who is the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?
irrelevant
44. Can you name thirteen original states?
45. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death."?
that guy on msnbc
46. Which countries were our enemies during World War II?
ww2 never happened...
47. What are the 49th and 50th states of the Union?
(actually ohio was due to a voting irregulaty)
48. How many terms can the President serve?
depends on whether or not this is "reasonable" if not the president can void it...
49. Who was Martin Luther King, Jr.?
the son of mlk.
50. Who is the head of your local government?
no one.
51. According to the Constitution, a person must meet certain requirements in order to be eligible to become President. Name one of these requirements.
muslim, not born in the us, not have a birth certificate, renounced their us cizitenship when moving to asia
52. Why are there 100 Senators in the Senate?
b/c 101 would be tomany
53. Who selects the Supreme Court justice?
special intrest groups
54. How many Supreme Court justice are there?
depends how may are having chemo treatments or failing at airports
55. Why did the Pilgrims come to America?
turkey and stuffing
56. What is the head executive of a state government called?
an idiot
57. What is the head executive of a city government called?
bigger idiot
58. What holiday was celebrated for the first time by the Americans colonists?
the super bowl
59. Who was the main writer of the Declaration of Independence?
people fail to realize their were in excess of 90 such docs...
60. When was the Declaration of Independence adopted?
July 8, 1776
61. What is the basic belief of the Declaration of Independence?
fuck you england
62. What is the national anthem of the United States?
hurry the heck up so i can watch the game
63. Who wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?
leo welsh
64. Where does freedom of speech come from?
aclu
65. What is a minimum voting age in the United States?
depends on whether or not acorn registers you
66. Who signs bills into law?
special interest groups
67. What is the highest court in the United States?
its likely in in cripple creek co (two miles high)
68. Who was the President during the Civil War?
the guy who laid in bed with "nerves" so his mistress of the hapsburg regime
69. What did the Emancipation Declaration do?
nothing, it freed slaves outside of the united states, so nothing
70. What special group advises the President?
special interest ones
71. Which President is called the "Father of our country"?
george soros
72. What Immigration and Naturalization Service form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?
why become a citizen they dont depart anyways
73. Who helped the Pilgrims in America?
welfare
74. What is the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America?
nasa made that up
75. What are the 13 original states of the U.S. called?
traitors from engald
76. Name 3 rights of freedom guaranteed by the Bill of Rights.
irrelevant and no longer applicable.
77. Who has the power to declare the war?
post nam we dont need that
78. What kind of government does the United States have?
socialist
79. Which President freed the slaves?
obama
80. In what year was the Constitution written?
2009
81. What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called?
worthless
82. Name one purpose of the United Nations?
letter writting
83. Where does Congress meet?
bidens bomb shelter
84. Whose rights are guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights?
mostly those who the aclu likes
85. What is the introduction to the Constitution called?
toliet paper
86. Name one benefit of being citizen of the United States.
you get to pay taxes.
87. What is the most important right granted to U.S. citizens?
paying taxes!
88. What is the United States Capitol?
a building
89. What is the White House?
former home of the first cow
90. Where is the White House located?
it used to be texas
91. What is the name of the President's official home?
crib
92. Name the right guaranteed by the first amendment.
freedom to say what you want as long as you dont tick off to many special intrest groups
93. Who is the Commander in Chief of the U.S. military?
pirates
94. Which President was the first Commander in Chief of the U.S. military?
bush
95. In what month do we vote for the President?
depends on if you vote with acorn or are a normal person
96. In what month is the new President inaugurated?
a cold one
97. How many times may a Senator be re-elected?
must be reelected for life
98. How many times may a Congressman be re-elected?
must be reelected for life
99. What are the 2 major political parties in the U.S. today?
crooks and bigger crooks
100. How many states are there in the United States today?
unknown, see the other question like this...
the un flag has two colors
2. How many stars are there in our flag?
none
3. What color are the stars on our flag?
n/a
4. What do the stars on the flag mean?
n/a
5. How many stripes are there in the flag?
n/a
n/a
7. What do the stripes on the flag mean?
n/a
8. How many states are there in the Union?
uncertain. texas has considered seceding, (does the midwest dumbfuckistan of the 2004 election rejoined?)
9. What is the 4th of July?
one day after the third of july
10. What is the date of Independence Day?
july 8th. (the day the document was actually publicly read-july 4 it went to the printers)
11. Independence from whom?
eu
12. What country did we fight during the Revolutionary War?
white sourthern republicans, obama won
13. Who was the first President of the United States?
hanson
14. Who is the President of the United States today?
im waiting on a recount/sc verdict
15. Who is the vice-president of the United States today?
sheriff joe biden
16. Who elects the President of the United States?
acrorn
17. Who becomes President of the United States if the President should die?
nancy pelosi would assassinate next in line so her
18. For how long do we elect the President?
life, obama fro life
19. What is the Constitution?
something we use to wipe our @$$
20. Can the Constitution be changed?
certianly but its easier to disregard it
21. What do we call a change to the Constitution?
typical day in the white house
22. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
about a dozen this week
23. How many branches are there in our government?
four,
24. What are the three branches of our government?
exec, jud, leg, czar
25. What is the legislative branch of our government?
taxers and spender
26. Who makes the laws in the United States?
congress, then they ear mark it with speding
27. What is the Congress?
435 worthless osbs
28. What are the duties of Congress?
spend money
29. Who elects the Congress?
acorn/born again crazies
30. How many senators are there in Congress?
99*
31. Can you name the two senators from your state?
yes
32. For how long do we elect each senator?
life, they sure in the hell arent getting voted out once in
33. How many representatives are there in Congress?
about a dozen-uaw, teachers, gun lobby, etc
34. For how long do we elect the representatives?
they do about 20 minutes of work and most likely never get voted out
35. What is the executive branch of our government?
the branch that isnt the judicial, or leg branch
36. What is the judiciary branch of our government?
people who make the laws says sotomayor
37. What are the duties of the Supreme Court?
make laws
38. What is the supreme court law of the United States?
whatever they please
39. What is the Bill of Rights?
something obama just passed with regard to credit cards
40. What is the capital of your state?
confusion
41. Who is the current governor of your state?
i think the office is there but no one is home
42. Who becomes President of the United States if the President and the vice-president should die?
this wont happen, soh is to crazy no matter who it is, the country would defect in whole
43. Who is the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?
irrelevant
44. Can you name thirteen original states?
45. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death."?
that guy on msnbc
46. Which countries were our enemies during World War II?
ww2 never happened...
47. What are the 49th and 50th states of the Union?
(actually ohio was due to a voting irregulaty)
48. How many terms can the President serve?
depends on whether or not this is "reasonable" if not the president can void it...
49. Who was Martin Luther King, Jr.?
the son of mlk.
50. Who is the head of your local government?
no one.
51. According to the Constitution, a person must meet certain requirements in order to be eligible to become President. Name one of these requirements.
muslim, not born in the us, not have a birth certificate, renounced their us cizitenship when moving to asia
52. Why are there 100 Senators in the Senate?
b/c 101 would be tomany
53. Who selects the Supreme Court justice?
special intrest groups
54. How many Supreme Court justice are there?
depends how may are having chemo treatments or failing at airports
55. Why did the Pilgrims come to America?
turkey and stuffing
56. What is the head executive of a state government called?
an idiot
57. What is the head executive of a city government called?
bigger idiot
58. What holiday was celebrated for the first time by the Americans colonists?
the super bowl
59. Who was the main writer of the Declaration of Independence?
people fail to realize their were in excess of 90 such docs...
60. When was the Declaration of Independence adopted?
July 8, 1776
61. What is the basic belief of the Declaration of Independence?
fuck you england
62. What is the national anthem of the United States?
hurry the heck up so i can watch the game
63. Who wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?
leo welsh
64. Where does freedom of speech come from?
aclu
65. What is a minimum voting age in the United States?
depends on whether or not acorn registers you
66. Who signs bills into law?
special interest groups
67. What is the highest court in the United States?
its likely in in cripple creek co (two miles high)
68. Who was the President during the Civil War?
the guy who laid in bed with "nerves" so his mistress of the hapsburg regime
69. What did the Emancipation Declaration do?
nothing, it freed slaves outside of the united states, so nothing
70. What special group advises the President?
special interest ones
71. Which President is called the "Father of our country"?
george soros
72. What Immigration and Naturalization Service form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?
why become a citizen they dont depart anyways
73. Who helped the Pilgrims in America?
welfare
74. What is the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America?
nasa made that up
75. What are the 13 original states of the U.S. called?
traitors from engald
76. Name 3 rights of freedom guaranteed by the Bill of Rights.
irrelevant and no longer applicable.
77. Who has the power to declare the war?
post nam we dont need that
78. What kind of government does the United States have?
socialist
79. Which President freed the slaves?
obama
80. In what year was the Constitution written?
2009
81. What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called?
worthless
82. Name one purpose of the United Nations?
letter writting
83. Where does Congress meet?
bidens bomb shelter
84. Whose rights are guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights?
mostly those who the aclu likes
85. What is the introduction to the Constitution called?
toliet paper
86. Name one benefit of being citizen of the United States.
you get to pay taxes.
87. What is the most important right granted to U.S. citizens?
paying taxes!
88. What is the United States Capitol?
a building
89. What is the White House?
former home of the first cow
90. Where is the White House located?
it used to be texas
91. What is the name of the President's official home?
crib
92. Name the right guaranteed by the first amendment.
freedom to say what you want as long as you dont tick off to many special intrest groups
93. Who is the Commander in Chief of the U.S. military?
pirates
94. Which President was the first Commander in Chief of the U.S. military?
bush
95. In what month do we vote for the President?
depends on if you vote with acorn or are a normal person
96. In what month is the new President inaugurated?
a cold one
97. How many times may a Senator be re-elected?
must be reelected for life
98. How many times may a Congressman be re-elected?
must be reelected for life
99. What are the 2 major political parties in the U.S. today?
crooks and bigger crooks
100. How many states are there in the United States today?
unknown, see the other question like this...
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