Dutch Daulton

[tyrus]

I did a search on this and didnt come up with anything.

Did anyone see the Sunday Conversation with Darren Daulton? I couldnt find a link to the video, but here is an article on him.

What a space cadet. He says the day is actually only 16 hours long, not 24.....among other things.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/franz_lidz/02/16/darren/


I just saw the article is from 2/16. If anyone has the link to his interview from this weekend, it is great.

 

[Thump]

Yeah, certified nutcase.

 

[AJHawkfan]

"Crouching behind home plate at Jack Russell Stadium, he was practically compelled to stare at a Hooter's billboard featuring his estranged wife, Lynne, in dead center field. Lounging languorously in a skimpy tanktop, Lynne -- a former Playboy playmate -- was the company's poster personality."

Two things:

1). I'd hit it.

2). Why didn't he just pay the stadium to paint over the billboard?

Edit: In order to avoid breaking the most important BP rule:

 

[NorthShoreBuck]

Good ole Lynne Austin.
She signed a centerfold for me at daytona beach one year.
She also used to host Hooters Night Owl Theater and worked at the original hooters restaurant in Clearwater.
She has to be pushing 40 now.

Who the hell is Darren Daulton?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

This must be a result of being over-anesthetized during his 37 knee surgeries. :crazy:

 

[BB73]

Who the hell is Darren Daulton?

Catcher for the Phillies and then the Florida Marlins the first time they won the Series.

 

[NorthShoreBuck]

BB73

That explains how he was able to hook up with Lynne.
Thanks

 

[NFBuck]

I'm not sure if he's a total nutjob, or just really deep and profound. Nope...definately a nutjob.:crazy:
Anybody catch the part of the interview were they were like "Have you ever hit your wife?" and he just says "Absolutely."?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Anybody catch the part of the interview were they were like "Have you ever hit your wife?" and he just says "Absolutely."?

I'd hit it too.

 

[NFBuck]

I'd hit it too.

As would I.

 

[Bucklion]

Dude said he got a base hit that "obviously somebody else hit instead"

Uh, OK :crazy:

Of course, his wife on the other hand...

 

[jlb1705]

He believes the Mayan temples were built not by the Mayans, who were merely caretakers, but by a lost civilization.

Hmmm... a "lost civilization"... like maybe the MAYANS?!

 

[coastalbuck]

I saw a news report on him, he's way out there! He must be Quad-polar...