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I ran to the bank at lunch for a quick trip through the ATM lane. I simply wanted to deposit a check and get a bit of cash. Now, I keep bank envelopes in my car so I am as efficient as possible in these lanes. Well, I always manage to get behind the person who is the opposite of that.

I pulled in the shorter of the two ATM lanes thinking I was in good shape. The first move the guy made was for an envelope. No big deal, but I thought it might have been a bad sign. Once he had the envelope I am not sure what he did as he was up and down and all over his car getting stuff. I eventually gave up and jumped to the other lane to get through and on with my lunch hour. As I drove past him in the next lane I noticed he was licking the envelope to seal it.

Here is the dumb part. The envelopes are those that do not have to be licked as you just press them together. It looked like he was struggling with which part of the envelope to lick as they do not look like regular envelopes. Four cars completed their transactions before he even managed to deposit his one envelope. This man is behind a wheel on a road near me. Great!!!
 
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scarletandgrey said:
:lol:


We work with pnuematic nail guns all day and today jsut so happen a guy I work with put a 2" staple through his hand. Now to make this even dumber yesterday he shot a 2 1/2" nail through a 2" board while he was holding it up from the other side. Needless to say he's not all quite right.
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whas it the guy on the right....

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