Duke Blue Devils (Football Thread)

[Oh8ch]

At least that is what Duke thinks.....

Judge: Duke football indeed stinks - Sports Rumors - NCAA Football - Yahoo! Sports

 

[scooter1369]

I just read that. For once, being the shittiest program south of Ann Arbor has paid off.

 

[Steve19]

Let me see if I understand this. Duke received a financial benefit because they suck?

 

[mross34]

This is why (NSFW):
[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYOgC2Qbqh4]YouTube - "This is Why Duke Sucks" by Peter "PMD" Rosenberg[/ame]

This is why (part 2) (Also NSFW):
[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mkwpAKUxv0]YouTube - "Duke Fan Stan" (This is Why Duke Sucks Part 2) w/intro[/ame]

And the best Duke picture evar:

 

[HailToMichigan]

Awesome! Now all RR has to do is 1) use the "Duke defense" and 2) get the case moved to Ohio where a judge would go for it.

 

[Apache]

Duke

Now this begs the question.....is there a link between really high academics and poor football?

 

[jwinslow]

No, it does not.

 

[mross34]

Michigan, USC, Cal, Northwestern, Notre Dame, Virginia, and UCLA are all top 30 academic institutions according to last year's US News and all don't suck nearly as much as Duke does.

 

[Oh8ch]

....Notre Dame, ......................................top 30 academic institution(s) according to last year's US News and all don't suck nearly as much as Duke does.

Next time suggest you use Fact Check before posting.

 

[MD Buckeye]

ESPN - Parachutists land at Duke instead of North Carolina - College Football

Parachutists land at Duke instead of North Carolina

Someone dropped in unexpectedly at the Duke game on Saturday.

About an hour before kickoff against James Madison, two parachutists landed at the 35-yard line at Wallace Wade Stadium with a game ball, according to a story in the Raleigh News & Observer.

The Blue Devils hadn't scheduled the event, however. The jumpers were supposed to land eight miles down the road in Chapel Hill, N.C., before the North Carolina game.

Contd....

 

[MaxBuck]

Here is the real shocker: Duke wins!

ESPN - Lewis, Riley help Duke win first game of Cutcliffe era - NCAA College Football Recap

 

[Mike80]

I'd laugh if Duke ends up anything less than 4 games from the ACC title game, but this IS the ACC after all, so you'll get no bet from me

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[osuvictory1]

Aside from idiotic Holtz, I am rooting for ND in this game

 

[Jake]

"I am rooting for ND in this game"

I haven't uttered those words since the last time they played TTUN, and I won't again until the next time they play TTUN.