Drunken Mayhem at Wisky

[osugrad21]

Shocking...Wisconsin has alcohol issues?

Allegation of Horror Hazing: Excrement and vomit dumped on members

UW investigates alleged hazing involving feces, vomit

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If dumping buckets of vomit and feces on frat members is wrong...

 

[sandgk]

Bunch of crap makes ya sick.

Anyhow - Don't they have a Sex Toys 101 talk they can reschedule?

 

[gregorylee]

Sounds like wisky being wisky to me...

bunch of classless sphincter rings.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

were there orgies involved, or do I need to get my drunken orgy fix at the YSU game?

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Hazing hasn't been endemic among student groups, Helmkamp said. The UW Marching Band was on probation in 2006 because of hazing, alcohol abuse and inappropriate sexual conduct, authorities said.

 

[AKAK]

?We don?t have a hell week,? he said. ?Members stay around the house for activation. There?s no such thing as a hell week. Hell weeks are for fraternities that haze, and we don?t haze.?

This guy could be the next President of Iran.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Is it hazing if it is not "newbies" getting harassed? The articles say it is a tradition that involves the pledges getting a little pay back on older members?


Shit and vomit, no matter what, are a disgusting and risky substance to dump on people. Bucket o Possible Disease!

 

[buckiprof]

Bunch of crap makes ya sick.

Anyhow - Don't they have a Sex Toys 101 talk they can reschedule?

Amazingly, it was Dean Dickey who banned the talk.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

?This action was irresponsible and immature. The leadership including myself do not condone this sort of action,? Miesen said. ?We are a non-hazing fraternity ? Sigma Phi Epsilon doesn?t haze. We have a very proud system that makes them feel like they are not being hazed.?

 

[BB73]

"We have a very proud system that makes them feel like they are not being hazed."

Brainwashing?

 

[AKAK]

Brainwashing?

Exactly.

Also known as very good hazing.

Though, in the case of these particular young men, they might want to get better at all sorts of "washing."

 

[gregorylee]

Brainwashing?

It's Cheecky and fun!

 

[shetuck]

Brainwashing?

Umm, they prefer to call it "cognitive dissonance".

... which is what you get when you spend too much time playing your activision pitfall game!

 

[shetuck]

I find that the movie Strange Brew -- that masterpiece of existentialist philosophy -- always helps translate and put these sorts of horrible things into perspective for me. Allow me to demonstrate...

"This action was irresponsible and immature," said chapter President Mike Miesen in the Badger Herald student newspaper Wednesday.

Translation: If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you, eh!

But Helmkamp said, "I would put hazing-sort of activities in a continuum. There are certain elements that are of concern and certain elements that are of great concern."

Translation: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob. The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.

"We've been taking the last few days to come up with a fairly thoughtful response," he said.

Translation: Lawyers are for sucks! Chuck Norris for the defense, eh?