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When I was reading this article I almost couldn't believe that any man would put himself in that position. The sad thing about it is I have a friend with a wife the same way. He is on complete lockdown 24/7 he even has to ask permission to leave the house totally fucked up. Any self-respecting man would put his foot down or get out if not their a complete tool.
 
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I've heard her interviewed about the whole drive-behind-the-bus idiocy... very disturbing. How is worrying about a relationship every single moment is supposed to make it better? She's a total nutcase.
 
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http://journals.aol.com/sportzassassin/LakerLand/entries/202


you know the rule, when talking about a woman you must post a picture:

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did anyone else watch Real Sports last night? they did a piece on the Christies. if you get a chance to check it out, do so. here's a summary:

http://www.hbo.com/realsports/stories.shtml


The Christies

Pro basketball players spend half of their season on the road, often in cities where they are surrounded by adoring women, facing temptations that can destroy a marriage. Aware of the pitfalls, Orlando Magic guard Doug Christie and his wife Jackie go to great lengths to protect their relationship and their family. Jackie rarely leaves Doug's side during road trips; during games, Doug often communicates with his wife using hand signals. Correspondent Bernard Goldberg talks with the Christies, who are planning a possible reality show to chronicle their unique relationship, about living the faithful life on the road in the NBA.
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Bill Simmons has had some funny stuff about the Christies. he has been calling for a Christies reality show since June of 2002. those of you that read his articles, you know what I am talking about. this may finally be a reason for me to start watching reality TV again...

Question: What's the story with Doug Christie?
Did you see that New York Times article about Christie and his wife, the piece that resulted in the Whipped Hall of Fame being quickly changed to the Doug Christie Memorial Hall of Fame? Everyone has that one buddy who constantly makes up lame excuses because his wife or girlfriend won't let him leave the house, but Christie takes it to another level. This is unprecedented stuff. Few things have rendered me speechless over the years, but check out some of these tidbits:




<LI>You know when Christie raises his arm, extends his pinky and index fingers and signals into the air? He's actually signalling "I love you" to his wife (Jackie), something that happens 50-60 times a game, even during crunch-time. It's almost like he suffers from a whipped version of Tourette's.





<LI>Some direct quotes and excerpts: "With few exceptions, Doug Christie does not look at other women, avoiding dialogue or even direct contact" ... The Christies remarry every year on their anniversary, "not a mere renewal of their wedding vows but an actual wedding -- replete with friends, family cake and a reception" ... Mrs. Christie attends 25-30 of the Kings road games, always riding on the team charter ... "(She) arrives before games with her husband and leaves with him after" ... "She sends him a note in the locker room before every game, taken there by a team attendant. He writes a reply and sends it back" ... "Sometimes on the road, Jackie will ride in a car behind the team bus, talking to Doug until he arrives at the hotel or arena."


(I kept waiting for this part: "When Doug asked if he could attend Mateen Cleaves' bachelor party this season, his wife burned his clothes and set his BMW convertible on fire.")




<LI>My favorite part: "When Christie played for the Raptors, his wife once confronted a female fan seeking an autograph and a kiss in Toronto. 'A security guard grabbed her, but I put my hand up and told her to back off really loud,' she said. 'It scared me, because my voice sounded like a demon ... she was touching someone she shouldn't have been.'"


I guess there are three appropriate reactions here:

1. If you had one TV wish, wouldn't it be for the Christies to appear on "Temptation Island." I always write how this-and-that would make for the greatest TV series ever, but realistically, a "Temptation Island" with the Christies ... that would never be topped in the annals of TV history. That's the Comedy Ceiling right there, isn't it? Even my idea for the HBO talk show with Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and an open bar couldn't come close.

2. If you were granted an alternate TV wish, wouldn't it be for an "Osbournes"-style reality-TV show called "The Christies"? Just Doug getting harassed by his wife in episodes entitled "I wasn't looking at her!" and "I told you, that was Peja's fiancee!"

3. From this point forward, doesn't Christie's replica Kings jersey immediately become the best possible way for a group of guys to humiliate one of their emasculated buddies? Let's say you have that one friend who's spending a little too much time with a new girlfriend, and it seems like she's wearing the pants in the family, to the point that your buddy has been blowing you off. BOOM! Everyone chips in five bucks, you purchase the Christie jersey, and you mail it anonymously to him.
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Doug needs to take of the ball and chain. It gave him a bone spur.


<table class="yspwhitebg" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr class="yspscbrdbg"><td colspan="4" class="ysptblhdr" height="18"> Team Injuries</td> </tr> <tr class="ysptblthbody2"> <td class="yspdetailttl" height="18" width="36%"> Player</td> <td class="yspdetailttl" width="21%">Date</td> <td class="yspdetailttl" width="23%">Injury</td> </tr> <tr class="ysprow1" valign="top"> <td> D. Christie SG</td> <td>Mar 5, 2005</td> <td>Bone spurs in left ankle</td> </tr> <tr class="ysprow2" valign="top"> <td> A. DeClercq C</td> <td>Feb 10, 2005</td> <td>Sore right knee</td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="3"> Complete Injury List

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