Don't vote in this poll!

[Fungo Squiggly]

This is as close to Absolute Horseshit as I could get:

They're better known for their Vodka.

Is they?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

On every pencil I own, why?

I were curious.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Is they?

Is they what?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

This poll is rigged.

This pole is also rigged:

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Sorry folks. I are having conjugation issues.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I were curious.

I've heard that about you. Check the back of the OTHER paper. You'll get what you're looking for.

 

[iambrutus]

Sorry folks. I are having conjugation issues.

that sounds like a personal sticky situation

 

[Dryden]

Did you happen to see the dates of the last posts in the forums? Sweet jesus...

I really enjoy the list of 2007 football commits (all one of them), and the 2006 NFL draft projections for the seniors -- I'm on the edge of my seat wondering how April's draft will turn out, maybe I should pony up the $77 and get the timely premium info.

 

[Saw31]

I conjugate a lot...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I really enjoy the list of 2007 football commits (all one of them), and the 2006 NFL draft projections for the seniors -- I'm on the edge of my seat wondering how April's draft will turn out, maybe I should pony up the $77 and get the timely premium info.

It would be money well spent.. from what I hear.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I've heard that about you. Check the back of the OTHER paper. You'll get what you're looking for.

No luck. I can't find a one-legged, one-eyed, two-armed, three-boobed, half-Asian, half-hispanic, half-British coke-whore anywhere. Shit.

that sounds like a personal sticky situation

You have no idea.

 

[Dryden]

It would be money well spent.. from what I hear.

The last post on the main page is from May, where they've announced they're accepting applications for somebody to write content for their site.

Apparently that position was never filled.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

No luck. I can't find a one-legged, one-eyed, two-armed, three-boobed, half-Asian, half-hispanic, half-British coke-whore anywhere. Shit.

Check the laundromat on the corner of Summit and Maynard.

 

[iambrutus]

holy shat.... its 430pm....

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Check the laundromat on the corner of Summit and Maynard.

Very good. I'll swing by there on my way home tonight.