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When Rava Asks You to Turn Out the Light...
Fri Apr 22, 9:09 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
CALCUTTA, India (Reuters) - A paratrooper in India bit off part of a colleague's nose after an argument over switching off the light, police said Friday.
The two soldiers from India's Eastern Frontier Rifles were alone in their barracks Wednesday night when Lance Corporal Bhupesh Rava lost his cool because his roommate wanted the lights on for a little while longer.
An enraged Rava, who had returned from daytime duty, attacked Sepoy Durga Lama, pinned him down and gnawed off his nose, police said.
"People came to Lama's rescue after hearing his shouts for help," said Ranvir Kumar, deputy commissioner of police.
Lama, bleeding profusely, was taken to hospital while his attacker stood in a corner with bloody lips, he said.
Lama told the police that he had asked Rava to "wait for five minutes" before turning the light out while he got dressed to go for his night duty.
Doctors operated on Lama Thursday to fix the bitten chunk of flesh back on his nose. Rava was arrested.
The Eastern Frontier Rifles is a state paramilitary force specializing in tackling a Maoist insurgency in the eastern state of West Bengal, of which Calcutta is the capital.
And for no good reason
Woman Breastfeeds Tiger Cubs
Fri Apr 22, 9:05 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
YANGON (Reuters) - Hla Htay has three hungry infants to feed these days -- a seven-month old baby boy and two Bengal tiger cubs.
Reuters Photo
Three times a day, the Myanmar housewife goes to the Yangon Zoo where she breastfeeds the hungry black-striped, orange-brown cubs rejected by their natural mother.
"The cubs are just like my babies," Hla Htay told Fuji TV as one of the baby big cats suckled her breast.
"It's not scary at all," she said of the 45-minute feeds. "I needed to do something for the cubs because I felt really sorry for them."
Three cubs were born at the zoo in mid-March, but their mother killed one and refused to nurse the others. Veterinarians rescued the other two but had little success bottle feeding them.
"They had some difficulties sucking the nipple on the bottle. When we tried to get the cubs to suck a lady's breast, it was alright," said a veterinarian.
The zoo says the breastfeeding will stop by the end of April or when the cubs start teething -- whichever comes first.
When Rava Asks You to Turn Out the Light...
Fri Apr 22, 9:09 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
CALCUTTA, India (Reuters) - A paratrooper in India bit off part of a colleague's nose after an argument over switching off the light, police said Friday.
The two soldiers from India's Eastern Frontier Rifles were alone in their barracks Wednesday night when Lance Corporal Bhupesh Rava lost his cool because his roommate wanted the lights on for a little while longer.
An enraged Rava, who had returned from daytime duty, attacked Sepoy Durga Lama, pinned him down and gnawed off his nose, police said.
"People came to Lama's rescue after hearing his shouts for help," said Ranvir Kumar, deputy commissioner of police.
Lama, bleeding profusely, was taken to hospital while his attacker stood in a corner with bloody lips, he said.
Lama told the police that he had asked Rava to "wait for five minutes" before turning the light out while he got dressed to go for his night duty.
Doctors operated on Lama Thursday to fix the bitten chunk of flesh back on his nose. Rava was arrested.
The Eastern Frontier Rifles is a state paramilitary force specializing in tackling a Maoist insurgency in the eastern state of West Bengal, of which Calcutta is the capital.
And for no good reason
Woman Breastfeeds Tiger Cubs
Fri Apr 22, 9:05 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
YANGON (Reuters) - Hla Htay has three hungry infants to feed these days -- a seven-month old baby boy and two Bengal tiger cubs.
Reuters Photo
Three times a day, the Myanmar housewife goes to the Yangon Zoo where she breastfeeds the hungry black-striped, orange-brown cubs rejected by their natural mother.
"The cubs are just like my babies," Hla Htay told Fuji TV as one of the baby big cats suckled her breast.
"It's not scary at all," she said of the 45-minute feeds. "I needed to do something for the cubs because I felt really sorry for them."
Three cubs were born at the zoo in mid-March, but their mother killed one and refused to nurse the others. Veterinarians rescued the other two but had little success bottle feeding them.
"They had some difficulties sucking the nipple on the bottle. When we tried to get the cubs to suck a lady's breast, it was alright," said a veterinarian.
The zoo says the breastfeeding will stop by the end of April or when the cubs start teething -- whichever comes first.
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MistriBuck
aka MartyrBuck
omg that hamster pic is freaking hilarious, is there a story associated with it?
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MistriBuck said:
No... just a hamster pic. (Hell there might be one.. you could check the site its from I guess)
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Ever think to yourself... "boy... I wonder what would happen if I taped this M-80 to a toad?"
Okay... Don't answer that, the PETA police might be luriking... but... wieder things have happened:
Exploding toads baffle German experts
Sat Apr 23,12:16 PM ET Offbeat - AFP
BERLIN (AFP) - Hundreds of toads have met a bizarre and sinister end in Germany in recent days, it was reported: they exploded.
AFP/DPA/File Photo
According to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians as many as a thousand of the amphibians have perished after their bodies swelled to bursting point and their entrails were propelled for up to a metre (three feet).
It is like "a science fiction film", according to Werner Smolnik of a nature protection society in the northern city of Hamburg, where the phenomenon of the exploding toad has been observed.
"You see the animals crawling on the ground, swelling and then exploding."
He said the bodies of the toads expanded to three and a half times their normal size.
"I have never seen such a thing," said veterinarian Otto Horst. So bad has the death toll been that the lake in the Altona district of Hamburg has been dubbed "the pond of death."
Access to it has been sealed off and every night a biologist visits it between 2:00 and 3:00 am, which appears to be peak time for batrachians to go bang.
Explanations include an unknown virus, a fungus that has infected the water, or crows, which in an echo of the Alfred Hitchcock movie "The Birds", attack the toads, literally scaring them to death.
Okay... Don't answer that, the PETA police might be luriking... but... wieder things have happened:
Exploding toads baffle German experts
Sat Apr 23,12:16 PM ET Offbeat - AFP
BERLIN (AFP) - Hundreds of toads have met a bizarre and sinister end in Germany in recent days, it was reported: they exploded.
AFP/DPA/File Photo
According to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians as many as a thousand of the amphibians have perished after their bodies swelled to bursting point and their entrails were propelled for up to a metre (three feet).
It is like "a science fiction film", according to Werner Smolnik of a nature protection society in the northern city of Hamburg, where the phenomenon of the exploding toad has been observed.
"You see the animals crawling on the ground, swelling and then exploding."
He said the bodies of the toads expanded to three and a half times their normal size.
"I have never seen such a thing," said veterinarian Otto Horst. So bad has the death toll been that the lake in the Altona district of Hamburg has been dubbed "the pond of death."
Access to it has been sealed off and every night a biologist visits it between 2:00 and 3:00 am, which appears to be peak time for batrachians to go bang.
Explanations include an unknown virus, a fungus that has infected the water, or crows, which in an echo of the Alfred Hitchcock movie "The Birds", attack the toads, literally scaring them to death.
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And you think bad things happen in Alabama.
He Sues Lover After Sex Change Hitch Mon Apr 25, 8:29
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian who became a man to marry a female relative was dumped after the surgery, a newspaper reported Monday.
Twenty-nine-year-old rubber tapper Kuttiyamma, born with both male and female genitals, had been in love with the relative, Laura, 25, for 15 years before having surgery to become a man and change her name to Binu, the Hindustan Times reported.
But Laura became engaged to another man and Binu is suing her for breach of trust after spending 50,000 rupees ($1,150) on the sex change in southern Kerala state.
"She had agreed to marry me after the surgery," the paper quoted Binu saying in the petition. "I took loans to pay the hospital bills."
Laura's fiance has since backed out of the wedding after hearing of Binu. The paper did not say how Laura and Kuttiyamma/Binu are related.
He Sues Lover After Sex Change Hitch Mon Apr 25, 8:29
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian who became a man to marry a female relative was dumped after the surgery, a newspaper reported Monday.
Twenty-nine-year-old rubber tapper Kuttiyamma, born with both male and female genitals, had been in love with the relative, Laura, 25, for 15 years before having surgery to become a man and change her name to Binu, the Hindustan Times reported.
But Laura became engaged to another man and Binu is suing her for breach of trust after spending 50,000 rupees ($1,150) on the sex change in southern Kerala state.
"She had agreed to marry me after the surgery," the paper quoted Binu saying in the petition. "I took loans to pay the hospital bills."
Laura's fiance has since backed out of the wedding after hearing of Binu. The paper did not say how Laura and Kuttiyamma/Binu are related.
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So this guy was able to screw herself, and ruined a perfectly good relationship?AKAKBUCK said:
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Rubber trees have their bark sliced at an angle to allow their sap to drain. I'm guessing he/she cuts the trees and/or collects the buckets.RugbyBuck said:
Either that or he/she works in a whorehouse making sure than condoms are securely in place.
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And you guys think only Donny could resurrect a bad thread so many times?
Hey... its the Worst thread ever... what the hell do you want?
Anyway... Welts and Bruises?
Pussy. Fucker probably didn't learn the Greek Alpahbet on time for his pledge quiz.
Unbelievable...
Tue Apr 26,10:00 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - The University of California, Berkeley has suspended a fraternity whose members hazed a pledge by repeatedly firing a BB gun at him, the school said on Monday.
The prospective member of Pi Kappa Phi had been shot on April 8 at least 30 times and was later treated at a local hospital for welts and bruises.
School officials placed the fraternity on a so-called "interim" suspension, which bars members from any fraternity activities and strictly limits their use of their chapter house to residential purposes, such as eating and sleeping.
"We're also investigating students who were actually involved in the alleged shooting," said university spokeswoman Marie Felde.
Earlier this year, a pledge at a California State University, Chico fraternity died from water poisoning in a hazing incident there.
Hey... its the Worst thread ever... what the hell do you want?
Anyway... Welts and Bruises?
Pussy. Fucker probably didn't learn the Greek Alpahbet on time for his pledge quiz.
Unbelievable...
Tue Apr 26,10:00 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - The University of California, Berkeley has suspended a fraternity whose members hazed a pledge by repeatedly firing a BB gun at him, the school said on Monday.
The prospective member of Pi Kappa Phi had been shot on April 8 at least 30 times and was later treated at a local hospital for welts and bruises.
School officials placed the fraternity on a so-called "interim" suspension, which bars members from any fraternity activities and strictly limits their use of their chapter house to residential purposes, such as eating and sleeping.
"We're also investigating students who were actually involved in the alleged shooting," said university spokeswoman Marie Felde.
Earlier this year, a pledge at a California State University, Chico fraternity died from water poisoning in a hazing incident there.
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