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Meanwhile- The worst thread ever turns educational-- Please review the diagram below. There will be a quiz... If I don't forget about it.
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RugbyBuck said:
Important question, seing as Elephants don't have opposable thumbs.
You think a pachyderm could rub one out with his trunk?
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scarletandgrey
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Would it really be rubbing one out since he is using his trunk? The trunk being so rough it wouldn't really be a rub would it?
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scarletandgrey
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I guess he could but do you really want to be the guy that has to lotion up an elephant when it's ready to rub one off. After all you did point out they lack the opposable thumb.AKAKBUCK said:
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Yeah.. but that Trunk seems pretty handy... I imagine they could do it themselves.
They probably save the Peanut oil for MRs Dumbo though... and the Creamy Jiff.
They probably save the Peanut oil for MRs Dumbo though... and the Creamy Jiff.
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Good news for kinch:
Notice they only studied flaccid members... do they measure how long its been since they've been in the pool?
Chinese Men Measure Up to Others Below the Belt
2 hours, 59 minutes ago Oddly Enough - Reuters
HONG KONG (Reuters) - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt.
"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study.
"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."
A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.
The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.
Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.
The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.
It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.
"It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study.
Notice they only studied flaccid members... do they measure how long its been since they've been in the pool?
Chinese Men Measure Up to Others Below the Belt
2 hours, 59 minutes ago Oddly Enough - Reuters
HONG KONG (Reuters) - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt.
"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study.
"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."
A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.
The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.
Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.
The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.
It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.
"It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study.
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scarletandgrey
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now all they ave to do is study that whole slanted pussy thing
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scarletandgrey
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KentStateBuck said:
I haven't heard that in years
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My name is "Craig Clancy", what should I do when I grow up?
Be a bumbling cop?
Brilliant.
Officer on Toilet Accidentally Fires Gun
Fri Apr 22, 6:59 AM ET Strange News - AP
SAN ANTONIO - This is one story they'll be telling around the San Antonio Police Department for a long time. An off-duty officer was at a San Antonio auto auction house yesterday when nature called, a police spokesman said.
Officer Craig Clancy strolled to the appropriate facility and was lowering his trousers when his pistol fell from his waistband. When Clancy fumbled for the falling firearm, it went off, twice.
One of the bullets nicked a bit of floor tile into the leg of a man who was washing his hands nearby. That man was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.
Police internal affairs is investigating.
Be a bumbling cop?
Brilliant.
Officer on Toilet Accidentally Fires Gun
Fri Apr 22, 6:59 AM ET Strange News - AP
SAN ANTONIO - This is one story they'll be telling around the San Antonio Police Department for a long time. An off-duty officer was at a San Antonio auto auction house yesterday when nature called, a police spokesman said.
Officer Craig Clancy strolled to the appropriate facility and was lowering his trousers when his pistol fell from his waistband. When Clancy fumbled for the falling firearm, it went off, twice.
One of the bullets nicked a bit of floor tile into the leg of a man who was washing his hands nearby. That man was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.
Police internal affairs is investigating.
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