Doctor Dies in Chimney

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Doctor found dead, lodged in boyfriend's chimney, police say - CNN.com

The decomposed body of a California doctor was found lodged in her boyfriend's chimney, several days after she had apparently attempted to get inside his home, police said.

Internist Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, had been reported missing on Thursday, Bakersfield, California, police said in a statement Tuesday. Her body was found lodged in the fireplace flue on Saturday.

 

[Gatorubet]

Doctor found dead, lodged in boyfriend's chimney, police say - CNN.com

"Friday night, we could smell something," Terrazas told the station. And "someone down the street said they thought they heard someone yelling quietly for help." But the sound was dismissed as coming from kids playing in a nearby pool, KBAK reported.

Terrazas also said "someone down the street thought they heard someone hollering softly 'O God!!! I'm stuck in this chute and think I'm about to go to Heaven' - but the sound was dismissed as normal sexual banter coming from a groundhog killing neighbor's open window.

The BSA (Bovine Stalkers of America) says: "When assessing a loved one's home to tell them you hate them, no love them, no hate them, ...always use the 'Buddy System' and let someone know whose home you have under constant surveillance . "

 

[AKAK]

but the sound was dismissed as normal sexual banter coming from a groundhog killing neighbor's open window.

Sounds like Thump needs a "safe word"

 

[DubCoffman62]

How is someone smart enough to be a doctor stupid enough to try to enter a home through a chimney?

 

[exhawg]

How is someone smart enough to be a doctor stupid enough to try to enter a home through a chimney?

If I found out this was my doctor I think I would immediately go and get a second opinion.

Which one is crazier the doctor that died in a chimney or the astronaut that drove across the country in a diaper?

Internist Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49

^^^^^^^^^^^^ That answers the question. The next woman I meet that is in school past the age of 30 that isn't bat shit crazy will be the first.

 

[BayBuck]

Internist

in school past the age of 30

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Santa would be pissed...

 

[Jagdaddy]

When I was in law school, a frat guy died when he got stuck in the chimney of a different frat's house. It was over Christmas break and he apparently wanted to play some sort of prank on the other frat.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

When I was in law school, a frat guy died when he got stuck in the chimney of a different frat's house. It was over Christmas break and he apparently wanted to play some sort of prank on the other frat.

The old "rotting corpse in the chimney" prank. Man, that one never gets old.

 

[MightbeaBuck]

The old "rotting corpse in the chimney" prank. Man, that one never gets old.