Do you poop in public restrooms?

[Tlangs]

For me, only in the cleanest establishments. I have been known to drive home from bars and the like after inspecting the "facilities".

I voted that I would hold it as long as I could and then go. Bar's do not apply to that rule. If I was at a bar and had to shit, I would drive home. If I couldn't make it home, I would hit up the nearest McDonalds or Wendy's to drop the kids off.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Young pup, self-flushing doesn't happen when the pipe is clogged.

I see. I can tell, you know what you're talking about. Been involved in competitive shitting?

 

[BB73]

I see. I can tell, you know what you're talking about. Been involved in competitive shitting?

Not professionally.

By the way, I appreciate your original skepticism, which implies that you think I'm not completely full of shit. At least not all the time.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Not professionally.

Hate to see talent like yours wasted.

 

[Golferdow01]

When you gotta drop a deuce, you gotta drop a deuce.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

it's not the germs that get me... I just hate firing off a loose one, or worse hearing someone else do so, in a public place.

that only time thats awkward for me is in school bathrooms. other than that, i dont give a shit (no pun intended :tongue2: ).

 

[hoat]

I'll drop it wherever. After being in the Army and having to shit while talking to the guy next to you (NTC - National Training Center for you non-military folk). I don't have the anxiety most do when crapping in a public place. As for the nastiness of said restroom, I figure the shit I'm getting ready to off-load is quite a bit nastier than what I would sit in. I normally do the toilet paper thing on the seat for a little piece of mind.

 

[Dublin Buckeyes]

I've never let one loose in a public restroom of any sort. I've gone to quite a few places in this world, but I've never gone anywhere but in the privacy of my own abode, temporary or permanent, or outside while camping.

Went through 4 years of high school of never getting caught on campus while having to drop off the kids. Also didn't do it in middle or elementary also. As for on UF campus or around town, no way, no how.

I'd imagine I'd hover, however.

 

[gregorylee]

From the looks things in this poll the female BP population is full of shit.

 

[NFBuck]

From the looks things in this poll the female BP population is full of shit.

I voted that I would hold it as long as I could and then go. Bar's do not apply to that rule. If I was at a bar and had to shit, I would drive home. If I couldn't make it home, I would hit up the nearest McDonalds or Wendy's to drop the kids off.

This is why I have a standing rule that whenever we are going out to a bar, I must evacuate the system first. There is no worse feeling than impending gastro-intestinal pyrotechnics at a bar.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

 

[gregorylee]

So what you are saying is that the female digestive system is so efficient that there is never a need to drop the duece....


Well then....




I guess there could only be one reason that god gave them one.....


Boy will my wife be in for a surprise when she gets home

 

[ScarletBlood31]

There is no worse feeling than impending intestinal pyrotechnics at a bar.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

Dude if you think that's bad, I had a hold in a fart recently for aboult 45 minutes. I was around a group of girls, (on a cruise ship), and from when we were hanging out around the ship, untill we were all back in their room, it got so bad to the point where every 30 seconds I would have squeeze together and hope nothing happened.




Man it's never been so refreshing to leave the presence of pretty girls...

 

[IronBuckI]

I typically log in when I first get to work, and log out just before leaving. I don't normally have a problem going anywhere else in public, except for at the bar. I just won't sit on that shitter.