You should've just thrown all the dishes in the trash. And the cats, too. Of course, then there's the problem of actually taking out the trash...
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ScarletBlood31
Buckeye in Blacksburg
I don't know if thats "lazy" as much as it is pathetic.
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CleveBucks
Serenity now
Nobody specific, but these stories remind me of when I worked at the grocery store back in the high school days. Almost every day you'd see some overweight lady who was obviously not handicapped do their shopping from one of the motorized wheel chairs that the store provides for free.
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I don't have a story as extreme as some of the others but I did have a pretty lazy roomate until I moved to where I am now. Add in his jobless gf and it was twice as bad.
She got fired from 3 jobs in the year and a half that I lived there. Since she didn't have a job she just sat at our house all day. When they were both there they would just sit on the couch in the basement watchingmovies, eating and drinking beer. They went through about a case of beer a night and would just piled the cans up. Only time the cans got picked up was when they blocked thier view of the tv and even then they got thrown in the bathroom trashcan.
Once the gf of my roomate decided to take the garbage out well she got to the back porch and saw a spider so she just dropped the garbage bags on the porch and ran inside. Well since our place backed up to the woods, some racoons got into it and spead garbage all over the place. Of course she didn't pick it up. After that incident she wouldn't talk the garbage out. Instead throwing the full bags into the laundry room. The 4-5 bags that were kept down their only came out on garbage day. For some reason they were surprised when they were sitting there one day and a mouse ran across the floor. A few weks later I moved out.
She got fired from 3 jobs in the year and a half that I lived there. Since she didn't have a job she just sat at our house all day. When they were both there they would just sit on the couch in the basement watchingmovies, eating and drinking beer. They went through about a case of beer a night and would just piled the cans up. Only time the cans got picked up was when they blocked thier view of the tv and even then they got thrown in the bathroom trashcan.
Once the gf of my roomate decided to take the garbage out well she got to the back porch and saw a spider so she just dropped the garbage bags on the porch and ran inside. Well since our place backed up to the woods, some racoons got into it and spead garbage all over the place. Of course she didn't pick it up. After that incident she wouldn't talk the garbage out. Instead throwing the full bags into the laundry room. The 4-5 bags that were kept down their only came out on garbage day. For some reason they were surprised when they were sitting there one day and a mouse ran across the floor. A few weks later I moved out.
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daddyphatsacs
Let the cards fall...
Ah yes, the mighty Rascal. I hate it when I'm shopping and some rascal driver has the fucker parked in the middle of the isle.......So I have to turn my cart around and go back the other way. Or, I have to leave my cart and try to squeeze by. It seems like you run into the same damn person like 5 or 6 times as you go up and down the isles......and by the time your done shopping your ready to sabotage the scooter, so their big ass has to get up and actually walk somewhere.
Do you ever notice that they always have a cart full of junk food.........which only adds insult to injury. But the kicker always seems to be the fact that they have some Fresca in their cart........or some diet Coke. I mean, I'm not fooled........washing down a Big Mac with some diet coke isn't going to do much. Just pony up and order what you really want, and supersized Coke........and some extra bags of sugar that you can dump in there to sweeten the deal. Then, order two extra cheeseburgers so you can sandwich the Big Mac in between them, which in turn, will satisfy your insatiable hunger. Wash it down with some french fries, 2 apple pies, and an extra stop at the In and out mart to grab a supersized Snickers bar for later.
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ScarletBlood31
Buckeye in Blacksburg
I have a kid in my gym class who hasn't dressed out once this year. He decides to take the F and not put some gym clothes on, do maybe 15 sit-ups and play flag football, or when it gets really rough, maybe jog a few laps around the basketball court.
Oh yeah and did I mention this kid is almost as wide as he is tall? For God's sake its not overweight people that bother me at all, just people who don't make a conscious effort to help themselves and then wonder why they look different then other kids.
Oh yeah and did I mention this kid is almost as wide as he is tall? For God's sake its not overweight people that bother me at all, just people who don't make a conscious effort to help themselves and then wonder why they look different then other kids.
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BuckeyeKid789
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My P.E. class had those. There was this one stoner who was a complete fag/emo. He never dressed down, never participated, and was always slumping and moping around. I hate those kids. He probably thought he was so cool for "rebelling" against authority but if you were to confront him he would back down. Typical 115 lb. stoner/emo.
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FookMichiganTGJ
RATT AND ROLL
same thing at my school...theres always the one fag emo stoner who does nothing in gym class
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daddyphatsacs
Let the cards fall...
Come on now........let's not give stoners a bad name. Emo cheeseballs are fucking idiots.......I've met many a stoner who were good athletes.
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Her handicap was being a fat fuck...
I've seen several of those at the commissary on base. I just want to walk (emphasis on "walk", as in self-propelled) right up, smack them in the head, throw off all the junk food from the cart, and disconnect the cart battery. Get off and fucking walk...
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In the words of FogHorn LegHorn, "I say... there must've been some way I coulda lost."
Like I said there is nothing any one could say about him that would offend me in any way. Those who know me, know I get along with everybody. Family member or not, I hate his guts. My grandmother is 86 years old. When my brother called and told me he had to take her to get her glasses replaced because he punched her........ I don't have to tell you guys, I wanted to do what any of you would have wanted to do. He spent 3 friggin days in jail for it. 87 days suspended. When I beat the fuck out of him, he pressed charges against me. I was arrested but the judge threw it out. The judge was on my grandfathers bowling team for about 10 years.
You could tell by the look on his face he wanted to pat me on the back as he was telling me that 2 wrongs don't make a right. I still can't bend my index on my left hand as far as the other ones but it was worth it.
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BuckBackHome
Wolverine is largest member of weasel family
I had a college roommate that was pretty lazy when he wanted to be, which was most of the time. Actually, he was just a slimeball all around. A couple of my friends wanted him to move in with us and the only condition I would allow it to happen is if I had my own room. I ended up with my own room.
My favorite story was when he decided to get healthy. The house we rented was just off campus and a ten minute walk down a small hill from the heart of campus. One day I am sitting in the living room with a friend just shooting the shit and throwing a few back. Howard comes out of his room all fired up, smoking and telling us he is heading to the campus rec. center to work out. He has never worked out in his life and my friend and I are just amazed. About 10 minutes later he comes storming back in the house all pissed off. We asked what was wrong. Well, I guess it is hard to have a good workout when all the close parking spaces are taken. Yep, he was too lazy to walk a couple hundred feet so he scrapped his exercise program because of it.
My favorite story was when he decided to get healthy. The house we rented was just off campus and a ten minute walk down a small hill from the heart of campus. One day I am sitting in the living room with a friend just shooting the shit and throwing a few back. Howard comes out of his room all fired up, smoking and telling us he is heading to the campus rec. center to work out. He has never worked out in his life and my friend and I are just amazed. About 10 minutes later he comes storming back in the house all pissed off. We asked what was wrong. Well, I guess it is hard to have a good workout when all the close parking spaces are taken. Yep, he was too lazy to walk a couple hundred feet so he scrapped his exercise program because of it.
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