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Do you guys know anybody lazier than this?

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I have an uncle that is in his mid forties. He works to supply his alcoholism and drug addiction. He still lives with my grandparents (has never moved out once.) and has wrecked 2 of their vehicles. (Which he never even tried to help pay for.) He sits in his bedroom all day and listens to heavy metal so loud it rattles things off the shelves in the living room. He has 2 kids that he has nothing to do with and has never paid for anything for them. He has never offered to pay rent and has admitted that he is waiting for my grandparents to die so he can have the house. He has punched my grandmother once and went to jail. (A favor I repaid to him.) Both my grandparents are afraid of him but don't want to kick him into the street either. (Which is what the rest of the family wants them to do.) He is a total waste of oxygen... I have never known anyone more lazy.
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I was going to pass on this, but I just cant help myself. When you punched him, I hope you caved his whole fucking face in. Im not sure Ive seen at once a more exhaustive list of my most hated characteristics contained within in one person. Lets see - he hits his mother, neglects his kids, takes no responsiblility for himself, and lives off of others. If he was a rapist as well I think he'd be complete.

Why we medical test on animals when we could use pieces of shit like this is beyond me.

Gost - I know he is a family member of yours so forgive me, but I cannot lie about what I think about people like this.
 
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NewYorkBuck said:
I was going to pass on this, but I just cant help myself. When you punched him, I hope you caved his whole fucking face in. Im not sure Ive seen at once a more exhaustive list of my most hated characteristics contained within in one person. Lets see - he hits his mother, neglects his kids, takes no responsiblility for himself, and lives off of others. If he was a rapist as well I think he'd be complete.

Why we medical test on animals when we could use pieces of shit like this is beyond me.

Gost - I know he is a family member of yours so forgive me, but I cannot lie about what I think about people like this.
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I'm sure when his parents die he'll bury them in the back yard and continue to collect their Social Security. I mean how else is he going to afford food and property taxes?
 
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NewYorkBuck said:
I was going to pass on this, but I just cant help myself. When you punched him, I hope you caved his whole fucking face in. Im not sure Ive seen at once a more exhaustive list of my most hated characteristics contained within in one person. Lets see - he hits his mother, neglects his kids, takes no responsiblility for himself, and lives off of others. If he was a rapist as well I think he'd be complete.

Why we medical test on animals when we could use pieces of shit like this is beyond me.

Gost - I know he is a family member of yours so forgive me, but I cannot lie about what I think about people like this.
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Trust me, you can say what you want about him. If I knew I could get away with killing one person.............:evil:

Oh and, I hit him so hard I broke my own hand.
 
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gost8 said:
I have an uncle that is in his mid forties. He works to supply his alcoholism and drug addiction. He still lives with my grandparents (has never moved out once.) and has wrecked 2 of their vehicles. (Which he never even tried to help pay for.) He sits in his bedroom all day and listens to heavy metal so loud it rattles things off the shelves in the living room. He has 2 kids that he has nothing to do with and has never paid for anything for them. He has never offered to pay rent and has admitted that he is waiting for my grandparents to die so he can have the house. He has punched my grandmother once and went to jail. (A favor I repaid to him.) Both my grandparents are afraid of him but don't want to kick him into the street either. (Which is what the rest of the family wants them to do.) He is a total waste of oxygen... I have never known anyone more lazy.
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is it wrong that i want to give you greenies for "winning"?
 
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A couple of weeks ago an elderly lady held up a National City bank with an unloaded gun in the Pittsburgh area,of course she got busted.
Why did she do it? To help out her loser son whom she's borrowed over $30,000 in variousloans for to help him out with his debts.
Both her & her husband live on a fixed income & got this crazy idea to rob a bank. Her husband said it is so unlikr=e her to do this,she was put in jail.
An attorney stepped in to help them out for free.They are putting their house up as bond money,so she is out. I bet they throw the book at the son,I hope so,she looked like a kind old lady,just going too far again to help out her son.
I'm sure you can find it on KDKA.com!
I'm sure he does not give a rats a$$ about her,or this would never of happened.:grr:
 
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nicknc33 said:
My roomate rarely makes it to his bed when he sleeps, just sits in front of his computer all day and sleeps in his chair. Also sleeps with his shoes on so he doesn't have to worry about putting them back on when he wakes up and goes somewhere. He has this stick that he grabs things with from his computer chair so he doesn't ever have to get up. The fridge is within arms reach of his chair so that takes care of that. Basically a waste of life.
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Holy shit, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard! Ahahahahahahaha. :rofl: He has a stick to grab things with!?
 
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I'm extremely lazy. I'm so lazy that sometimes I won't even get up to get some food from the kitchen which is like 10 ft. away from where I sit in the living room. I have no problem doing work at school but I suck at doing homework. I'm a lazy son of a bitch with great work ethic, lol.
 
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This kind of crap has been happening since recorded time.
We are just more aware of it now thanks to media. If you were to study a bunch of seals in the arctic you would probably find one that tries to steal from other seals and would not survive any other way.
Usually they won't survive long.
My point is. it's an anomaly.
Humans are the only animal that foster this kind of behavior.
 
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When I saw the thread title I started wondering if tibs and I had the same friend, but then I realized that my bud is far lazier than this.

I have a friend who grew up down the street from me, we've known each other since we were little kids riding big wheels together when we were 3 or 4. I started my first job when I was in the 8th grade, which doesn't include my paper route as a kid. He never had a job until becoming a life guard at a public pool after high school. We both graduated high school in 1993. In the last 13 years, I've worked my way up to a respectable income at a good company, while he's spent one year living in France, seven between Ohio State and a community college just to get a BA, another year "preparing" for the GRE, tanking a foreign service exam, living with his parents until he was 30 ... etc, etc ...

Once a week he asks me and my self employed or otherwise gainfully employed friends if we'll hire him. :roll2:
 
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I think most of you have me beat. My lowly contribution is a roommate who picked his major based on which had the classes that were closest to the dorms (and later our apartment). He picked his classes based on what times of day they were (which isn't so bad) and also based on if he could find other people who had taken the class before so he could use their old notes and their old exams. The joke was that he spent more time researching which classes to take than he did actually studying or doing homework for those classes.

Another story about him: We had a couple of cats in our apartment. We got them from a shelter, and they said we had to spay the one and neuter the other. So we set up an appointment to do all that, and they said they couldn't eat or drink for so many hours before. Since our coffee table in the living room was FULL of dirty plates, dishes, cups, etc., we knew we had to keep the cats away from them. Any "normal" person (and me, too) would say that we should clean the dishes. But not Kevin. His solution: "Let's just put them in the bathroom with the toilet seat down. There's no food in there." Since I was only willing to clean about half of the coffee table, and he was willing to clean NONE of the coffee table, we went with his idea.
 
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