Do you change in front of your wife?

[Zurp]

I was being sarcastic, I forgot the sarcasm font..my fault.

Oh.. sorry. Even if you had included the sarcasm font, I probably wouldn't have seen it. Sarcasm pretty much needs to kick me in the forehead before I know it's there.

Nope, I never went to college, skipped class, drank beer and checked for stuff on tv. When I skipped class I either 1) drank in a bar or 2) went back to bed. I can honestly say I have never seen Maury, Rikki, Jerry, Tyra, Tony, or Ellen do a show. Glad to say I missed plus size women in tight clothing.

I was too poor for the bar. On good days, it was Jerry Springer. On bad days, it was Rikki Lake. Is that how you spell her name? Yeah- she had the people who didn't accept the fact that they were fat. Jerry had the people who didn't seem to care that they were fat. They were fat and they were in love with some other fat person, and were going to fight some other fat person in hopes that millions of other fat people would see his/her side of the story.

God, I'm glad I have a job, now, and can afford to go out to the bar.