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Do smelly people know they smell?

Honolulu Seeking to Ban 'BO' on Buses

Got stink? Being too smelly on a Honolulu bus could get passengers a free ride to jail

Stinky city bus riders soon could get soaked. The Honolulu City Council is considering a bill that would impose up to a $500 fine and/or up to six months in jail for public transit passengers convicted of being too smelly.
The bill will be heard Thursday in committee. It would make it illegal to have "odors that unreasonably disturb others or interfere with their use of the transit system."
It doesn't matter if it's body odor or offensive fumes that emanates from clothes, personal belongings or animals.
Councilmen Rod Tam and Nestor Garcia co-sponsored the anti-odor bill.
The American Civil Liberties Union of Hawaii says it is concerned with laws that are inherently vague, which opens the door to discriminatory enforcement based on an officer's individual prejudices.

Entire article: Honolulu Seeking to Ban 'BO' on Buses - ABC News
 
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ScriptOhio;1528360; said:
Honolulu Seeking to Ban 'BO' on Buses

Got stink? Being too smelly on a Honolulu bus could get passengers a free ride to jail

Stinky city bus riders soon could get soaked. The Honolulu City Council is considering a bill that would impose up to a $500 fine and/or up to six months in jail for public transit passengers convicted of being too smelly.
The bill will be heard Thursday in committee. It would make it illegal to have "odors that unreasonably disturb others or interfere with their use of the transit system."
It doesn't matter if it's body odor or offensive fumes that emanates from clothes, personal belongings or animals.
Councilmen Rod Tam and Nestor Garcia co-sponsored the anti-odor bill.
The American Civil Liberties Union of Hawaii says it is concerned with laws that are inherently vague, which opens the door to discriminatory enforcement based on an officer's individual prejudices.

Entire article: Honolulu Seeking to Ban 'BO' on Buses - ABC News



This is awesome!!! I hope it passses. Maybe I can post a sign up at my office that says something to the effect of "No Smelly's Served Here!"
 
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Smelly Passenger Kicked Off Plane

A Man's Body Odor on an Air Canada Jazz Flight Overwhelmed His Fellow Passengers
Few people would argue that air travel doesn't stink on same days, but what about their fellow passengers?
Well, the smell of one passenger was so bad that he was apparently asked to leave a recent Air Canada regional airline flight.
The Air Canada Jazz flight from Charlottetown, on Prince Edward Island, was preparing for the two-hour flight to Montreal when passengers on the plane reportedly complained about the odor coming from one of their fellow travelers. The crew eventually decided to ask the man to leave the plane.

Entire article: Smelly Passenger Kicked Off Plane: Odor Disturbed Others on Flight - ABC News
 
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Seeing this thread reminded me of something that happened way back in the summer of 07 while I was working on Blue Streak at Cedar Point. I was working on the unload side and noticed a rather large lady wearing very dirty blue shorts and a white shirt with the sleeves ripped off. Just that ensemble sets off alarms in my mind, but add to that the sight of the shirt looking like she had used it to wipe with...yeah, things aren't looking good. So I check my seats and lap bars like normal and when I'm about two seats away from the lady (of course she had to sit on my side) I notice this absolutely horrid smell. I stand up and look, and realize that the lady is two seats back and that the smell is coming from her. One more seat, and now I'm to her, and of course she's having trouble with the seatbelt since she's a little larger. Great...By this point I'm about ready to just puke right then and there as I try to help her with the seatbelt. When she got off the ride, I could still smell the stench as she walked down the exit ramp.

That was one of the most absolutely disgusting moments of my life, and I was so happy to see that horrible pile of stench walk away.
 
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Reminds me of the following:

Adam was sitting in the Garden of Eden all alone, masturbating while watching all the other animal having sex with their mates.
When God appears.....What are you doing Adam, you're enjoying the garden I see?
Adam says....Just sitting here flogging off, I'm so bored. If I was any border I would pull the head right off my dick. I wish I had a mate like those animals over there.
God said....I will give you a mate Adam.........HERE! Enjoy her to your hearts content, her name will be Eve.
God then goes and leaves them alone
God comes back the next day and Adam is all alone. God then asked Adam, " Where is Eve and are you happy?"
Adam says... OH MY GOD!!! I am so happy, she does every thing I ask, she is unreal in every way. Thank you ! Thank you ! Thank you !
God then says....I am so happy for you my son, so where is your lovely Eve ?
We have being having sex all night and she went to the river to wash out her #@!#.
God yells.....Oh s.h.i.t not in the river....Now it's going to take me a million years to get that smell off all the fish!!!!!!!!!

:biggrin:
 
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