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Do-It-Yourself Funeral Site

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I would hire this guy to dig TG05's grave..:biggrin:
 
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I would hire this guy to dig TG05's grave..:biggrin:

hell yeah....

I was able to get on field passes for a Packers/Browns game a few years ago at Lambeau and Gilbert Brown has to be one of the biggest people I've ever seen.... put him in pads and the guy is massive. I thought the ground was going to shake when he ran by me.
 
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I am all for this type of thing. My wife will tell you is that my wish is to be left in the woods to let the critters have at me. Seems like a fair turnaround for me. I think the entire funeral business is a racket that plays on emotions.

As my old line coach used to say just dig a hole and bury em.
 
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I am all for this type of thing. My wife will tell you is that my wish is to be left in the woods to let the critters have at me. Seems like a fair turnaround for me. I think the entire funeral business is a racket that plays on emotions.

As my old line coach used to say just dig a hole and bury em.

Funeral Business? A Racket?

Nah.

Everyone needs copper coated concrete reinforced polystyrene lined burial vaults for a few grand (On top of your silk lined oak casket) to preserve your lifeless remains for thousands of years to come.
 
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Hey

They are going to have to buy me a suit to bury me in. How much do think that will cost?

I still think the critters will win.:wink2:


Why?

You don't own a suit now... I'm going to assume you don't like them... Do you really want to be dressed in knock off Armani for etrnity?

I'm leaning toward Kahki shorts and a golf shirt...
 
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