Diary of a call girl

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

spunk monkeye

 

[Thump]

scUM fan!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

exclamation point over user

 

[Thump]

OK emily dickenson wannabe!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

e.e. cummings

 

[gregorylee]

So, Umm...


What is with the butt butchering back and forth bullshit between you two...

Always remember..........................


The one that smelt it delt it.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Greg - if you're gonna post pad, least be man enough to say you're doing it.

 

[gregorylee]

Greg - if you're gonna post pad, least be man enough to say you're doing it.

My bad...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Greg, sir... you've got moxy. They can't ever take that away from ya.

 

[Gobucki]

Greg - if you're gonna post pad, least be man enough to say you're doing it.

Wait a sec. He's post padding? You guys have been going on for three pages calling each other butt pirates.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

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I met a guy named Willie tonight. He wanted to fuck me in the ass. I had never done that before but he offered me an extra $50.
It really hurt. I never want to do that again unless I get a lot more money. After Willie was done he told me I wasn't going to shit right for a week. What an asshole. I never want to see him again. My butt hurts.

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[exhawg]

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You know it's a special post when it leads to 3 pages of gay jokes. I had an idea for page 16 but I don't think I could take the hit on my ego.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Ohhh come on hawg... what else are thump and I gonna go back and forth about if you don't give us anything to feed off of

 

[Thump]

Ohhh come on hawg... what else are thump and I gonna go back and forth about if you don't give us anything to feed off of

I'm assuming Willie was a former MAC football player who now posts on OSU messageboards.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I don't get the whole Willie thing... please explain.