Diary of a call girl

[ScarletInMyVeins]

rectum rider

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

colon bowler

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

canal pal

 

[exhawg]

Al Gore

 

[Gobucki]

That is truly sad. The worst part is she's got a little kid.

Hey, she may be a skank whore doing fat mexican men who belch in her face and lonely vetrinarians in a storage closet...at least she's doing it FOR THE CHILDREN.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

grape smuggler

 

[Thump]

donnyjr!

 

[exhawg]

donnyjr!

Now that's going too far. :p

 

[ManInBlack]

Sperm Bank

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

rump wrassler

turd burgler

fuck utters (OK, that's a term for boobs, but I wanted to use it)

 

[ManInBlack]

pole smoker

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

pole polisher

 

[ManInBlack]

gerbil funnel

 

[chille37]

anal assassin

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I got nothin.....

I do however know that we have successfully hijacked this thread