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Saw one the other day that was genuinely funny. A man was painting his gal's toenails, admiring the shade and the sparkle, and asking if he could do a second coat. The announcer says, "Because you aren't THAT GUY..." and bam, there's a diamond necklace and the commercial is over.

Not half bad. :lol:
 
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Mr. T says "go fuck yourself"
 
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LadyBuckeye;1022998; said:
Yeah, but then without a guarantee, the ring might turn her finger green. Then, you would really be up a shit creek. :slappy:
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Nah. I've had more BS flung at me in jewelery stores than I ever have at a pawnshop.

Besides I have a diamond beam and nitric acid. :wink:
 
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If it makes your honey happy, it's worth it!
Different women like different things(some really, really like their man doing their toenails).
A cynic would say your going to have to pay for it one way or another.
So, what's the big deal? :tongue2:
(it doesn't invalidate a relationship if you buy her jewelery or if you don't)
 
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I have no problem at all with jewelry, nor the concept of buying a woman jewelry if she's into it. It's just that if I have to hear that every motherfucking kiss begins with Kay or that some schmuck went to Jared much more than I already have, I'm going to start fire bombing.

Actually, my favorite (and by 'favorite', I mean 'RRRUAAGH MOTHERFUCKER') is the one with the little girl and the wishbone. Except that if I had been directing it (which would have been really great, because I bet directing jewelry commercials is really fulfilling), I would have changed the script somewhat. The daughter asks the father, "What if you had won, daddy?" To which he replies, "I kinda feel like I did." I would have had him say, "Nothing. I would get nothing. Now go clean your room, you fuckin' little brat."

Then I would have kicked the little girl in the stomach. The End.
 
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If anyone wants/is looking for Jewelery just PM me, my father has been a Jeweler in Canton OH for 20+ years. I'll shoot you his email address.
He's really really good at it and will give it to you wholesale. He can mail it anywhere.
 
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vrbryant;1023129; said:
I have no problem at all with jewelry, nor the concept of buying a woman jewelry if she's into it. It's just that if I have to hear that every motherfucking kiss begins with Kay or that some schmuck went to Jared much more than I already have, I'm going to start fire bombing.
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Don't forget to add the Zales corporate office to your list of targets.
 
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vrbryant;1023129; said:
Actually, my favorite (and by 'favorite', I mean 'RRRUAAGH MOTHERFUCKER') is the one with the little girl and the wishbone. Except that if I had been directing it (which would have been really great, because I bet directing jewelry commercials is really fulfilling), I would have changed the script somewhat. The daughter asks the father, "What if you had won, daddy?" To which he replies, "I kinda feel like I did." I would have had him say, "Nothing. I would get nothing. Now go clean your room, you fuckin' little brat."

Then I would have kicked the little girl in the stomach. The End.
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I think that commercial should have the dad nudging the little girl in the side when he says "I kinda feel like I did" and follow that up with "Eh, wink, wink, nudge nudge, Does she go? "
 
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