DeathPool: Who has Liz Taylor?

[osugrad21]

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Ailing Liz Taylor is 'close to death'

08:42am 27th April 2006

Liz Taylor is facing death after her heart began to fail, it has been reported. The Oscar-winner, 74, is confined to her bedroom and has apparently planned her funeral.
Insiders say the British-born star would like to be buried next to former husband Richard Burton.
"Liz is inching closer to death every day and she knows it. It is not a pretty picture," a friend said.
"She's not leaving a lot of money to her children. She wants the bulk of her fortune to go to AIDS research."
Doctors say patients who suffer from such heart disease could hasten their death by becoming depressed.
New York-based heart specialist Dr Richard Stein, who has not treated the Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? star, said: "Once a person gives up hope the prognosis is very poor."

 

[Thump]

Wonder if Michael Jackson will make an appearance at her funeral?

I must say, back in her heyday, she was one of the most beautiful women in the world.

 

[Buck Nasty]

Wonder if Michael Jackson will make an appearance at her funeral?

I must say, back in her heyday, she was one of the most beautiful women in the world.

I hope she leaves Michael her nose. He sure could use it.

 

[DEBuckeye]

I hope she leaves Michael her nose. He sure could use it.

She should leave him her whole face. Even at 74 it would be an improvement for him.

 

[AJHawkfan]

Who has Liz Taylor?

Dammit! I had her, but I traded her for cash and this minor league prospect:

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Good thing Tibs didn't post this.

 

[AKAK]

I had Mr. T a few years ago...

I can't believe that fucker got better...

 

[scarletandgrey]

I was pulling for Bin Laden. I can't believe he isn't dead yet.

 

[AKAK]

I was pulling for Bin Laden. I can't believe he isn't dead yet.

Don't think I've ever seen odds on bin Laden...

But... shit.. that woudl have been a waste of money.. and I can't imagine the pay off would be too good.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I don't have Liz Taylor but I do have a combo pack of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. I think that by the end of the month they will both strap on some Nike's, eat some poison jello and be catching a ride on the next comet that passes by earth.

 

[AKAK]

I don't have Liz Taylor but I do have a combo pack of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. I think that by the end of the month they will both strap on some Nike's, eat some poison jello and be catching a ride on the next comet that passes by earth.

Of course...

If they do that and don't die...

Time to get out the Checkbook and becaome a Scientologist... (this will be much harder for Loky... since he will not get his payout.)

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Of course...

If they do that and don't die...

Time to get out the Checkbook and becaome a Scientologist... (this will be much harder for Loky... since he will not get his payout.)

fucking aliens...

 

[Taosman]

I'm still going with Whitney Houston............

 

[tibor75]

I wonder what the reaction would have been if I started the thread?

 

[Bucklion]

I wonder what the reaction would have been if I started the thread?

From most people? No different. From a few....probably.