Death By Couch

[sandgk]

Or Boris Nixed by Natasha

Woman Kills Husband with Folding Couch:

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

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The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.

Alas poor Boris

 

[PlanetFrnd]

I thought this was going to be a Morgantown thread...

 

[Gatorubet]

Or Boris Nixed by Natasha

Woman Kills Husband with Folding Couch:


Alas poor Boris

Damn that Natasha!

3-some with Moose and Squirrel was tip-off!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

[quote='BusNative;120279;4] I thought this was going to be a Morgantown thread...[/quote]

that headline would read: "Man killed by couch that fell off back of pickup truck."

 

[sandgk]

that headline would read: "Man killed by couch that fell off back of pickup truck."

"Wife Ties Husband to Couch and Sets It On Fire"

 

[BB73]

It's possible that Bucky Katt has picked up a fatal disease. Some couches can be quite filthy, but when it comes to talking abut STD's their lips are sealed.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

It's possible that Bucky Katt has picked up a fatal disease. Some couches can be quite filthy, but when it comes to talking abut STD's their lips are sealed.

Couches are just fat picnic benches. I'm not the SIMV of the patio furniture world.

 

[Gatorubet]

Couches are just fat picnic benches. I'm not the SIMV of the patio furniture world.

Oh sure. Right. "I'm into furniture, but not that kind of furniture."

 

[Dryden]

Just in case you need some ideas for throw pillows to go with your new recliner, BB.