Dear TSUN,

[Deety]

I regret to inform you that I am unable to take the coaching job at UM. I have to shampoo my hair that night.

Deety










Next? :)

 

[MaliBuckeye]

I, too, am busy.

I have to shampoo Deety's hair that night.

 

[Jake]

I'll have to pass as well. Deety is shampooing my hair that night.

 

[Deety]

That's right. We run a clean program over here.

 

[Dryden]

Attention Dave Brandon, I have just located your next coach!

After I finish digesting this Olive Garden feast I just had for lunch, I'll whip you up an entire staff.

 

[muffler dragon]

Admittedly, I have a back appointment with Nair. Sorry.

 

[Mac]

I've got to uh ummm ahh errr screw it, why the hell would I want to coach that heinous team?

 

[Chewbacca]

Pizza man,

Chewy can't coach for a school where the cheerleaders are hairier than Chewy.

Regards,

Bacca


P.S. Chewy takes dumps bigger than Tate Forcier...and they are more talented.

 

[FlaOSU83]

I'll definitely take the job. Definitely. You have my word.

 

[DEBuckeye]

I have to stay home and shave my balls, now that I've read the RR thread and know how.....

 

[Tonyank]

Did you lose my number ??

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

Yea...I'd love to, but I'm gonna be in the hospital that night...

 

[3074326]

I'm going to volunteer my services and coach DBs at my high school in Dresden, OH. I would take the Michigan job if it weren't for that.

 

[MaliBuckeye]

I'm going to volunteer my services and coach DBs at my high school in Dresden, OH. I would take the Michigan job if it weren't for that.

Sorry, you're overqualified.

 

[3074326]

Sorry, you're overqualified.

True. I do pay attention to defense.