DE Chase Young (Nagurski, Hendricks, Bednarik, Silver Football, NFL DROY, New Orleans Saints)

[Jaxbuck]

I thought this wasn't a dildo thread.

sooner or later, they are all dildo threads

 

[Dryden]

sooner or later, they are all dildo threads

 

[Jaxbuck]

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[Systems_id]

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As long as the baptismal water isn't scooped with a mayonnaise jar I'm in.

 

[Best Buckeye]

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I hope you realize that you are giving away your share and not mine.

 

[AKAK]

sooner or later, they are all dildo threads

Dildo Event horizon. Got it.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

sooner or later, they are all dildo threads

every thread is measured by a "time to dildo reference" coefficient. call it t2d. zach smith's t2d is a 0.98, which is the site's highest. harbaugh's is 0.84 and trending up.

the t2d for this thread was surprisingly high at 0.64, most notably due to the likelihood of someone referencing chase's handling of an offensive tackle like a dildo or perhaps even a reference to chase going through an offensive line like a dildo through a sorority house.

 

[pianobuck46]

Well, here we go again with the silly [Mark May]. Love it!

 

[bukIpower]

Thanks for the nightmares ass hole.

 

[Telekinesis]

These fucks need to close the door on this. Get our guy back on the field, he’s done more in a handful of games than most of you overpaid hacks will ever do in your entire lives.

Oh, he took a little bit of change from our overflowing treasure chest. Cry me a river and get it done! This kid deserves to punch the NCAA board in the throat.

Edit: O..k. Have another drink, crazy! -Future me

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

like a dildo through a sorority house.

I'm gonna need some pictures if you want me to believe this.

Also, I think Chase Young is a decent defensive player. He may even get drafted next year.

 

[1926Buckeyes]

Hope this gets wrapped up today, or tomorrow at the latest. Enough time has been wasted on it.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

“Free Range Predator” for the thread title update when it happens?

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I'm gonna need some pictures if you want me to believe this.

Also, I think Chase Young is a decent defensive player. He may even get drafted next year.

He's only a Junior. He could certainly come back for another year to improve his draft stock.