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DE Chase Young (Nagurski, Hendricks, Bednarik, Silver Football, NFL DROY, New Orleans Saints)

sooner or later, they are all dildo threads

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sooner or later, they are all dildo threads
every thread is measured by a "time to dildo reference" coefficient. call it t2d. zach smith's t2d is a 0.98, which is the site's highest. harbaugh's is 0.84 and trending up.
the t2d for this thread was surprisingly high at 0.64, most notably due to the likelihood of someone referencing chase's handling of an offensive tackle like a dildo or perhaps even a reference to chase going through an offensive line like a dildo through a sorority house.
 
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These fucks need to close the door on this. Get our guy back on the field, he’s done more in a handful of games than most of you overpaid hacks will ever do in your entire lives.

Oh, he took a little bit of change from our overflowing treasure chest. Cry me a river and get it done! This kid deserves to punch the NCAA board in the throat.

Edit: O..k. Have another drink, crazy! -Future me
 
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