Urban Meyer wasn't paying full attention in his final year at Florida. The 8-5 record of Florida and complete trust of the program to Steve Addazio should have been enough of an indication of this, but further evidence is submitted by this weblog of record in the form of Will Hill's public and completely open Twitter feed.
If a coach were paying attention and cared, it's not that the account would have been made private. No, no. This account would have been burned, and the player associated with it shot into the sun as an example to others. Instead, Hill was clearly asked not to tweet during the season, since he trails off after September (when he was suspended for violating team rules,) only picking up again in January when he declared for the NFL draft and left classes at Florida.
Examples, samples, and highlights follow. You know the image you have of a student athlete's life being one long chain of blow jobs, massages, and constant sexual adventure? This should contradict all of that HAHAHA WE KID--It's all blow jobs, weed, and random thoughts about babies' frustrating fragility.
THIS WAS WILL HILL'S PROFILE PICTURE.
Will Hill was born excreting a powerful adhesive from the pores of his skin. This adhesive sometimes spread to his hair and his clothes. If you thought his tenure at Florida was disappointing before, please adjust your disappointment appropriately with the introduction of this new information. Also, sometimes tiny girls in bikinis became attached to him. It's a matter of chemistry, nothing more.
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But like Elton John sang in "Talking Old Soldiers", I've got my memories... 
