Dayton's Touchdown Jesus is no more

[sandgk]

I don't think it'll be too hard for them to get this thing replaced. 4,000 member church, perhaps somewhere south of $700,000 to rebuild as was. Plus, the story was number one on Yahoo this morning. Bet on thousands of unnerved believers throwing down big moolah to calm their angry deity.

Best part has been follwoing the comments 'round the 'net. Gawker in an early lead with the simple

"He is Resin"

What floors me is that nobody went with this:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG9tuuznL1Y]YouTube - Paul Newman - Cool Hand Luke - "Plastic Jesus"[/ame]
I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I've got my plastic jesus.
Sung by Ahia's own Paul Newman from Cool Hand Luke.

 

[Tlangs]

Jesus statue struck by lightning, burns to ground | battlecreekenquirer.com | The Enquirer



Obviously this jackass has never watched a football game.

seriously...what a fucking moron.

 

[rocketman]

Link

Bolt of lightning.... I'm not sure what it all means.

Zeus must have been PISSED.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Zeus must have been PISSED.

I would be too if my soccer team had just lost to South Korea.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

I'm waiting for Dayton's post blaming it on Obama or some sort of government system that either resembles or is inferior to China's....


Wait, what are we talking about here?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I would be too if my soccer team had just lost to South Korea.

I find the idea of you having your own soccer team laughable.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Oh, and just in case people think I've changed my focus from JCOSU to Bucky Katt, I haven't. Not at all.

I'd shit down JCOSU's neck if I could bear the thought of being that close to him.

 

[JCOSU86]

Oh, and just in case people think I've changed my focus from JCOSU to Bucky Katt, I haven't. Not at all.

I'd shit down JCOSU's neck if I could bear the thought of being that close to him.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Go ruin someone else's internet, spunk-monkey.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I find the idea of you having your own soccer team laughable.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

no comment.

 

[JCOSU86]

Go ruin someone else's internet, spunk-monkey.

If I only had the ability to ruin your internet....

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

no comment.

After 5+ years on this site, I finally found something that will shut you up.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

After 5+ years on this site, I finally found something that will shut you up.

What? I said no comment, didn't I? That's a comment, isn't it?

I'm just sayin, I'm not saying "I'm just sayin"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

If I only had the ability to ruin your internet....

Hey, don't you have another sports board to blow to pieces?