'Darth Vader' arrested for assault

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A Wigan man found drunk in a neighbour's flat told police that his name was Darth Vader.
Andrew Mark Heyes, aged 33, of Park Crescent West, ended up being arrested and charged with common assault, Wigan and Leigh magistrates were told.
Jayne Kearsley, prosecuting, said that police had been called to a phone box where they found Richard Hignett who told them that Heyes had returned very drunk to his flat after a night at their local pub.
But he had then turned nasty and slapped him across the face in an unprovoked attack. Mr Hignett had fled, fearing further attacks, leaving Heyes in his home.

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