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Damn Girl Scouts

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Hawg


May your first born be a daughter.

God is getting back at me for all the evil things I thought and did when I was younger.:wink2:

Of course my daughters will be well informed on the goals and tactics of young men. Those said young men will also get to meet the girls 6'4" 250 lb, NRA member father first. I also remember a few of those meeting myself. I once dated the president of the school boards daughter. He knew of me way before I got to his home.

Buy more cookies it is good for your soul.
 
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bucknola said:
Hawg


May your first born be a daughter.

God is getting back at me for all the evil things I thought and did when I was younger.:wink2:

Of course my daughters will be well informed on the goals and tactics of young men. Those said young men will also get to meet the girls 6'4" 250 lb, NRA member father first. I also remember a few of those meeting myself. I once dated the president of the school boards daughter. He knew of me way before I got to his home.

Buy more cookies it is good for your soul.
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NO DAUGHERS just boys!!! I'm sure god is going to get back at me too. Everytime my girlfriend talks about kids I keep telling her boys run in my family so not to get her hopes up for a daughter. She hates it when I do that. If I have girls they won't be able to be bookend tackles for the Buckeyes.
 
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I can't resist the thin mints.... I can easily down a whole box...its a sickness.

My wife refused to buy any at work this year (and last) because she has the same addiction and is on a workout regimen.

I bought two..she said if I bring them into the house....she will kill me. I'm bringing them in the house....


I expect to be dead upon cookie arrival...approximately a month or so. It's been good knowing you.....
 
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I like these. Mine havn't arrived yet. Hawg, I've got three boys and had the big V...I don't have to worry about daughters. My neighbor will be delivering the cookies, hopefully soon..
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jcfiesta said:
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I like these. Mine havn't arrived yet. Hawg, I've got three boys and had the big V...I don't have to worry about daughters. My neighbor will be delivering the cookies, hopefully soon..
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fiesta,

I thought that cookie that is pictured is a samoa?

BTW, that chick kind of looks like Jewel without the horse-teeth.
 
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The PB ones are Tagalongs... and I just love the Trefoils...

Luckily I have yet to see the Girl Scout Mother's mob at work asking everyone for cookies. It is horrible when you have 5 or more mothers coming to your cube at work guilting you to buying some.
 
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Piney said:
The PB ones are Tagalongs... and I just love the Trefoils...

Luckily I have yet to see the Girl Scout Mother's mob at work asking everyone for cookies. It is horrible when you have 5 or more mothers coming to your cube at work guilting you to buying some.
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I think the Peanut Butter ones are called Do-Si-Dos.
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Fucking Toasters.
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You're telling me... now the voice in the Damn thing has become a name dropper...

Otto Von Bismarck this.... Erwin Rommel that... Siegfried and I were drinking Margaritas in Valhalla last week, getting 'happy ending massages' from Valkyries... blah blah blah.

It just goes on and on.
 
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