Dale Earnhardt Memorial Wall - The Onion

[craigw99]

god, I am so tired of people calling NASCAR a sport.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

god, I am so tired of people calling NASCAR a sport.

it is a sport. you can't do what they do. hell, if you could then everybody would be out in their own personal "cars" making left hand turns. it would be like every person owned their own "car". can you imagine a world like that where any schmoe could get behind the wheel of one of these things and actually drive it?

those morons would probably take right hand turns too. idiots.

 

[craigw99]

3 of my friends and I drove to Tempe from Columbus for the NC game, only stopping once to eat at a Cracker Barrel, and then to gas up etc.

We must be the greatest athletes of all-time.

 

[buckeyefool]

We must be the greatest athletes of all-time.

Yes ..yes you are

 

[RugbyBuck]

Rugby,

The Onion is a satirical publication.

Thanks, I didn't look at the source. My bad.

 

[OSUsushichic]

3 of my friends and I drove to Tempe from Columbus for the NC game, only stopping once to eat at a Cracker Barrel, and then to gas up etc.

We must be the greatest athletes of all-time.

The Cracker Barrel in Pueblo, Colorado, by any chance? That was one of my stops when driving out to Tempe.