Dad ruining fun for twin boys

[scooter1369]

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Teen boys hit home run with topless next-door neighbor
By Amy Dickinson
Article Last Updated: 08/05/2007 02:07:56 PM MDT


Dear Amy: I am a 40-year-old divorced father of 14-year-old twin sons.

Recently, a new neighbor moved in next door. She is a very nice, charming and easy to get along with 30-year-old single woman whom I'll call "Martha." A problem has arisen, and I need some advice. On weekend afternoons when my sons play baseball in our back yard, Martha sunbathes topless in her back yard (always while lying on her stomach, as far as I know).

Dad must be gay. He has a 30 something MILF sunbathing topless next door and he's upset?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Dad must be gay. He has a 30 something MILF sunbathing topless next door and he's upset?

If he's describing her as "very nice, charming and easy to get along with", that's polite-speak for "she ain't very good looking". Thus, she may be be an MILF but rather an UBILI (ugly bitch I'd like to ignore)...

 

[CCI]

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Dad must be gay. He has a 30 something MILF sunbathing topless next door and he's upset?

what a scared wimp, maybe the dude has ED he has a small johnson

 

[BB73]

an UBILI (ugly bitch I'd like to ignore)...

Or UBILI (Unbelievable blonde I'd lick infinitely).

You keep thinking of your UBILIs, and I'll keep thinking of mine. :tongue2:

 

[Buckeye86]

Or maybe she's a DUFF (drunk ugly fat friend), that doesn't have anything to do with this thread, but since we're using acronyms, I always thought that was a funny one... not funny if you get blocked in a certain way that probably isn't work friendly by a DUFF though.

 

[scarletandgrey]

TTIWWP

 

[Buckin' A]

OK, so the 14 year old twins have some ammo for the spank bank...what's the problem?

 

[AKAK]

Even though the fence is tall enough to prevent the boys from peering in at her, and even though she stays lying on her stomach whenever she is topless, the boys seem to hit more than their fair share of foul balls over the fence. This past weekend while they were retrieving a ball from her yard, Martha allowed one of the boys to apply sunscreen lotion on her back.

What's that you're saying Mrs. Robinson, Joltin Joe has left and gone away...

Hey. Hey. Hey.

 

[iambrutus]

fucking dads, always cock blocking and shit

 

[DEBuckeye]

When I was a kid, my next-door neighbor's first wife was smokin' hot. No fences, either. We spent plenty of time chasing stray balls into their yard in the summer.....

 

[OCBuckWife]

Dear Concerned: The lotion spreading is not good at all.

Agreed. She shouldn't be allowing the boys to touch her. That is inappropriate. The side boob peeping isn't a big deal, more is seen on regular prime time tv nowadays.

 

[AKAK]

I think Dad is just jealous because he wants to be "spreading the lotion"

 

[cincibuck]

Or UBILI (Unbelievable blonde I'd lick infinitely).

You keep thinking of your UBILIs, and I'll keep thinking of mine. :tongue2:

So I see we're talking about Sharapova again. I love it. She makes it sound like Tracy Lords is playing tennis.