Da "U" is Done!

[LoKyBuckeye]

A little slow today so if you want a good laugh here's a thread from grASSY after Da "U" loses to Ga Tech over the weekend....

http://mb27.scout.com/fmiami20779frm14.showMessageRange?topicID=57294.topic&start=21&stop=40

a few of my favorites...

Miami Hurricanes in 2006....

1) It's an EVEN year

2) Title game is in the FIESTA BOWL

3) In short, 2006 is NOT our year

Oh, and don't you love when we get these ticky-tack penalties and Larry just stands there with that goofy look on his face? Where's his fight? Does he even stand up for this team? Once in a while, you need a Bobby Knight-type of coach to work the refs so those calls even out over the course of a game. When's the last time the calls were EVEN in a game we played in?

We're Missagain. I tried to be "objective" and "positive", but we're done. Stick a fork in the "U". Donna Shalala is playing Barbara whatshername at UW and Coker's Rick Neuheisel. We will not, cannot and are not winning. Not the Miami way. This is sickening. Tennessee, UNC, now GaTech.

I know, blame the players, the refs, the this, the that. I cannot stand this shizz anymore. Coker and his offensive staff gotta go. The D wasn't motivated, I think Balls just ran for another 1st down. What the hell man? This was BCS money and you byotched out on it? How does this happen? Jeezus friggin' christ. Peach Bowl me again you mothaeffa.

At least Larry's still 52-8. Oh and about Keyhole? Those who defend him deserve dangerously untimely diarrhea. Word. This sucks.

Signed,

Bad Fan

Dumb mothafuhkas don't think it's a trend. Luckily none of them handle my money. Eff the idioticy, we suck. We're a mediocre program, we get lucky and win a game or two we shouldn't and then shizz the crib subsequently. We're 52-8 though. .Eff it man

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

i really couldn't tell that was a miami fan if you hadn't said it......really.

word.

 

[scooter1369]

Maybe they're all ready to jump from "Da 7th Floor"...

 

[NightmaresDad]

Bottom line is:
Their Offensive line SUCKS
They are undisciplined on Defense
The only way their DBs know how to cover anyone is to hold and grab, then when they occassionally get called for it they call it "ticky-tack"
They are finally in a somewhat "real" conference now and it won't be 10 patsies plus FSU anymore.

Ask Penn State about it.

 

[scooter1369]

Bottom line is:
Their Offensive line SUCKS
They are undisciplined on Defense
The only way their DBs know how to cover anyone is to hold and grab, then when they occassionally get called for it they call it "ticky-tack"
They are finally in a somewhat "real" conference now and it won't be 10 patsies plus FSU anymore.

Ask Penn State about it.

Yup. That's pretty much it in a nut shell. Welcome to real football, Miami. Although the ACC still doesn't impress me.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Yup. That's pretty much it in a nut shell. Welcome to real football, Miami. Although the ACC still doesn't impress me.

Tru dat. Tru dat...

 

[exhawg]

Bottom line is:
Their Offensive line SUCKS
They are undisciplined on Defense
The only way their DBs know how to cover anyone is to hold and grab, then when they occassionally get called for it they call it "ticky-tack"
They are finally in a somewhat "real" conference now and it won't be 10 patsies plus FSU anymore.

Ask Penn State about it.

That sounds like the Dolphins fan that was sitting behind me yesterday at the Browns game. First part of the game Ricky William's gonna kick your ass (exchange Zach Thomas, Ronnie Brown, and anyone else who made any type of play) Every incomplete pass: "Oh that was fucking pass interference. Throw the flag!"
By the last 2 drives of the game: "Oh you aren't going to shut us out. We're going to score."
On 4th and goal: "Kick the FG, don't let them shut us out."

Bitch ass Cryami fans. Every single one of them.

 

[rocketman]

...yet somehow managed to utterly humiliate VT. Says something about the competition....playing them in the Orange Bowl might get ugly

 

[Captain Hindsight]

Well, I think that Larry Coker is a great guy. He showed great class after Miami's defeat in the 'Ship. Last I checked, 52-8 was pretty damn good.

 

[scarletandgrey]

fo shizzle.....mutha'effer's. Word

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

It's an even year?!?!?!??! Best. Analysis. Ever.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

Yo dawgs, you kno its all about dis U! Keepin it real fo sho. Daddy Coker's got da fine wine on da hi side. Get dat shizz outta here, know what I'm sayin'?

Motha effnin' Terry Porter and shizz. Pass interference, biznatches!!

Edit: Word.

 

[Bucklion]

Now hoe dawn just a minizzle...ain't no fair dopin' on the Cokester, word shiz witt da 52 Ws bra. Ain't no bake on the rake for da shiznit on da U. Word dog bitchiz and hoez. Skank out, duz.