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Crop dusting

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scooter1369;1841663; said:
The best is the grocery store around the produce. Old bitties start sniffing the food and get a little more than they bargained for.
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The grocery is not even close as the best place as one I perfumed once.....1/3 up the escalator in a crowded dept. store during Christmas shopping. The thought of how many people went through that cloud is hilarious even today.
 
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BuckeyeNation27;1841821; said:
I let one off in the grocery store once that got a little kid yelled at because his mom thought he just [censored] his pants :lol:
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About 15 years ago I was at Disneyland. I had some kabobs and they came with a garnish of scallions. Being the fool that I am I ate the scallions. I'll tell you what, almost the whole line for Space Mountain disappeared after I showed up. There was this Japanese family behind me holding their noses and laughing their asses off.
 
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The best place to do it is at right when you get your food to-go at the counter of whatever fast food place you are in, drop an SBD and walk out the door.

Lunch rush is the ultimate time to do this.
 
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Tlangs;1843407; said:
ok...we have now crossed a line. Elevator crop dusting is against man law.
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A victim of an elevator crop dusting I presume? That particular man law is up for debate in my imo. If you burn some nose hairs of a buddy/co-worker, I think that is totally acceptable under man law.

:p
 
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Saw31;1843440; said:
A victim of an elevator crop dusting I presume? That particular man law is up for debate in my imo. If you burn some nose hairs of a buddy/co-worker, I think that is totally acceptable under man law.

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Elevator crop dusting is only acceptable if you dust someone you dislike, your boss, or a hot chick that won't talk to you.
 
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Saw31;1843440; said:
If you burn some nose hairs of a buddy/co-worker, I think that is totally acceptable under man law.
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You have to catch them with their mouth open....its the fart game son...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZJJc3T1RQ"]YouTube - Eddie Murphy - Fart Game[/ame]
 
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Without a doubt, the best place to cropdust is in a casino by the slot machines. They're too concerned with their slot machine too see you drop it, and they're too wrapped up in it to leave their seat, so they're stuck sitting there sucking it in. I'm especially fond of crop dusting when I see a person sitting on 2 seats playing both machines.

Go out for a later meal, fill up on all the free beer you can, then spend a few hours walking around looking for the right people and give it to them.

When you really want to get them, stand next to them, let one out, then ask "you smell something burning?" !!! Works EVERY time.
 
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On the topic of casino farts, I recommend trying the old fart at the craps table move.

Everyone has their head to the game and typically is reaching down over the table to hand in or collect their chips. Meanwhile, you rip ass and everyone around has their heads down or in to avoid the smell.

Those walking buy get blasted though.
I call this move "playin' the don't pass line"
 
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