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Jagdaddy said:
Great call there. "Who are those guys". "Oh. That's my theme music."
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"How much for an order of ribs"?
"$2.50"
"How many ribs do I get with that?"
"About 5."
"I guess that's about 50 cents a rib, right?"
"Yeah, about."
"I'll take one."
"Right on. One order of ribs"
"No, one rib."
"One rib?"
"I sure am hungry."
"Anything else?"
"How much is soda?"
"One dollar."
"Come on now, look out for a brotha. I'll tell ya what, how bout a get a sip for 15 cents?"
"My cups cost more than 15 cents."
"Alright, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime."
"Look, you greasy jheri curl wearin fool--pay me, and get the hell outta my store."
"Ya got change for a hundered?"
 
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On our school's senior trip we took the kids to Medieval Times outside Baltimore-you get to watch knights fake joust and swordfight while you eat food w/ no hands "medieval style"-but they only serve Pepsi to drink. Anyway, they serve you 1 rib as part of the dinner! I quoted that line at the server, but he was from England and didn't get it.
 
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Cool Runnings

"ya dead mon?"
"yeah mon..."

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