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Looking for a place to live?

I have a huge bathroom.
Date: 2008-11-06, 4:01AM EST

I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money.
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.

My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.

I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.
You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.

best of craigslist: I have a huge bathroom.

Also, others: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...t-bizarre-Craigslist-adverts-of-all-time.html

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re: bisexuals

Date: 2009-07-26, 12:29PM PDT

Lesbians like sushi and bisexuals like hot dogs and sushi. Lesbians would never be interested in eating hot dogs. A lesbian can eat sushi all day every day and never consider hot dogs. In fact, lesbians can never eat too much sushi. A bisexual can go without sushi, then really miss the feel and taste of sushi, because there is nothing like sushi. Then they go out and get some sushi. They swear they can go without hot dogs, because sushi is so much better. They start to eat sushi all day every day. The lesbian continues to do the same.

Then one day the sushi is a little stale and the bisexual remembers how hot dogs are different. She didn't have that problem with hot dogs, at least not that she can remember. Eating hot dogs was easier and less complicated. The lesbian does not start to crave a hot dog when this happens. The lesbian knows she only likes sushi, so even though it got stale, she is still focused only on the sushi. She wants the sushi to get better, because she knows really great sushi is hard to find. The bisexual won't try as hard to figure out why the sushi got stale. Sooner or later she will do what is easier. She will go out for a hot dog. There are hot dogs on every corner and she knows she'll have a few to choose from soon enough. Perhaps she will just have hot dogs for a long time or will try some hot dog rolls or sushi dogs. This is why I prefer lesbians. The only problem is that they may go out for some completely different sushi, thinking that the new sushi will be different. But at least they are aren't out eating hot dogs.
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I am thinking about getting a new laptop

best of craigslist: Porn laptop

I have an older laptop, about 8 years old, it's a blue toshiba. It has a few missing keys and a few scratches, and only about 40 gigs of free space. I got a newer laptop though and I don't need this one. I call it a porn laptop because I'm pretty sure it has a few viruses and stuff, but I still use it for porn. It runs internet pretty fast and I already have about 200 favorites of porn sites saved in my favorites for firefox. It works for porn perfectly, but not big or fast enough for music/video editing or any of that. I wouldn't type any credit card info with it though, like I said it has some viruses and spyware so it's not worth the risk. Great for porn though.
So if you just want an extra laptop to sneak in your office that is dedicated just for porn, I got your back.
Give me an email, price is negotiable
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best of craigslist: Wingman for Rent-cheap!

It may seem to good to be true, but I'm glad to put my BS'ing skills to work for you! Need a Van Wilder to extract you from your Taj-like existence? Have trouble approaching that hottie at the bar? Afraid you'll get shot down by her bitchy friends (again)? This GUY is on your side (please see below).

Are you/do you have the following condition(s) or defect(s) holding you back from gettin in touch with your Inner Pimp:
1. Slovenly
2. Smelly
3. Bad skinned
4. Poor teeth
5. Degree from Miami-Jacobs
6. Stuttering
7. Tourettes
8. Amputation(s)
9. Lazy eye
10. Hammer toe
11. Club foot
12. Tennis Elbow
13. Bowler's Wrist
14. Chronic Masturbater
15. Live in parents basement

I can help!

Finding it too difficult to get to the object of your heart's (or groin's) desire becuase you're being c-blocked by her 300-lb Lacrosse playing sober DUFF girlfriend? Let me be the one to run interference and distract that bitch so you can get in close and (hopefully) remind everyone why someone invented RU-486.

For the low, low, price of $30/hr (4 hour minimum) I'll stand by your side until you select your target then I'll move in for the direct-marketing/introductions- and it will be all about you, you, you!

No drinking/light drinking only for me- I wont get shitfaced and make a bad situation worse- Im on your clock and your dime. And no double-dealing- even if your ideal mate seems way more into me, hey...bidness is bidness. I got your back.

As a special added bonus, pre-screening may be arranged with a sadistic group of bitchy women to evaluate your appearance and mackin' skillz. And you cant put a price on the type of knowledge these ho's will drop...truly cut-thoat hot cunts that will shamelessly point out every flaw you have. Ever seen a cat that gets ahold of and consequently shreds a shiny ribbon? Same idea, only the ribbon is your self-confidence. But from that horrifying experience we can possibly learn, and set you up for travelling down the road of unlimited poon and the crown of Mack Daddy/Mack Dawg/Mack Truck/Rock-Solid Ghettified Schiznit Pimp Master!

Tired of waking up alone and NOT in need of a shower cause you failed to get any 'stank on your hang-low'? Envious of all your friends because they complain about yet another coyote-ugly limb-chewing she-male, yet another STD, or yet another unplanned pregnancy, all while you sit quietly on the sidelines? Let me help you get in the game!

*no guarantees or warranties are expressed or implied that you'll actually achieve intimate contact. Poster not responsible for macing, tasing, STDs, arrests, incarceration, police brutality, unplanned pregnancy, or any other damages whether direct, collateral, or liquidated. Offer to be looked-over by bitchy friends is not an invitation for prostitution (as if..these bitches wont even give you the time, son), solicitation, snuggle-bunnies, sweaty-snuggle-bunnies, or leg-wrasslin'.*

Payment up-front.
(Ed. note: Im a guy. "But...why would a guy post in W4M?" you ask. Simple- you clearly need help otherwise you wouldnt be trolling CL personals. So please dont send me anymore cock pics, phone numbers, or messages with 'lets fuck tonight' in the subj. line. Thats why you're exactly the type of person Im trying to help.)
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OSU Tickets Trade 4 Car Wash!

What a doucher

Here's what it is in case it get's taken off...

I've got season OSU tickets and will be travelling on business for the upcoming Buckeyes game..

Since money is not my main concern, I would like somebody to wash my HUMMER while wearing a bikini. Must look GOOD in a bikini and I have the right to refuse when you show up if you do not meet my standards(IE you must at least be an 8). I will be videotaping this for personal use---really just to show the guys on our poker night. I've attached a photo of myself so you don't think I'm some creepy old man!


  • Location: Dublin
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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starBUCKS;1750622; said:
OSU Tickets Trade 4 Car Wash!

What a doucher

Here's what it is in case it get's taken off...

I've got season OSU tickets and will be travelling on business for the upcoming Buckeyes game..

Since money is not my main concern, I would like somebody to wash my HUMMER while wearing a bikini. Must look GOOD in a bikini and I have the right to refuse when you show up if you do not meet my standards(IE you must at least be an 8). I will be videotaping this for personal use---really just to show the guys on our poker night. I've attached a photo of myself so you don't think I'm some creepy old man!


  • Location: Dublin
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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"come wash my car in a bikini so i can beat off to the video later"
 
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I bought an 87 camaro a few years back. Paid $500 for it. Engine ran good had a 305 in it. Rebuilt the carburator replaced the cat converter on it did some touch up paint work on it. It was white with red interior advertised it on craigslist for $2500. I had people replying to help do work around my house. Offered to paint clean etc. Had one dude offer me a four wheeler and a jet ski for it (was tempting). Eventually sold it for $2250. Made a lil profit so i was happy.
 
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I finally got a response on my Craigslist add.

Will be interesting to see how they react when they learn that is not my picture and that I am a creepy old man.

And I will be using the video for personal reason NOT related to poker night.

Hope my neighbor appreciates my getting his Hummer washed for him.
 
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Oh8ch;1751257; said:
I finally got a response on my Craigslist add.

Will be interesting to see how they react when they learn that is not my picture and that I am a creepy old man.

And I will be using the video for personal reason NOT related to poker night.

Hope my neighbor appreciates my getting him a Hummer.
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http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/tix/2174859750.html

Anybody want to go to the AFC Championship game?? :biggrin:

FREE STEELERS TICKET......MUST READ - $1 (PITTSBURGH)

I AM NOT GOING AND WILL NOT SIT NEXT TO MY BROTHER....SO TICKET IN MY HAND...YOU CAN HAVE IT!
HE IS WAY OUT OF CONTROL AND IS A HEAVY DRINKER AND IS WAY OUT OF HIS SKULL ABOUT THIS GAME.
HE MAKES MONKEY SOUNDS AND TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF DURING THE GAME...HE HAS REMOVED SEVERAL TIMES IN THE PAST
HE EATS WAY TOO MUCH AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO GET SICK BC OF ALL THE BOOZE.
SO IF YOU WANT MY TICKET AND DEAL WITH HIM AND HIS BEHAVIOR AND NOT KNOWING WHAT COULD HAPPEN , THEN YOU CAN HAVE IT!
I CANNOT CONTROL HIM AT ALL!
SEC137
LET ME KNOW AND YOU WILL HAVE THIS TICKET TONIGHT....OHHHH AND HE KNOWS I AM GIVING MY TICKET AWAY SO BE PREPARED FOR SOMETHING YOU DONT SEE AT MOST GAMES
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