Connection Time Outs

[DubCoffman62]

My connection times out when I'm idle which is no big deal unless I'm trying to download a large file overnight or while I'm away from my computer. Is there a way to change my settings to fix this or is this all on my isp? Thanks in advance.

 

[Mike80]

Did you disconnect your Cat5 cable from the back of your computer and shake the old and false bits out like I told you too??

 

[DubCoffman62]

Did you disconnect your Cat5 cable from the back of your computer and shake the old and false bits out like I told you too??

You were serious about that?

 

[Mike80]

You were serious about that?

Absolutely.

 

[DubCoffman62]

Absolutely.

I'll do it right after I wax my modem.

 

[Mike80]

I'll do it right after I wax my modem.

No no no, wax your NIC, oil your MODEM.

 

[DubCoffman62]

No no no, wax your NIC, oil your MODEM.

Oops, too late.

 

[Mike80]

Oops, too late.

You're fucked.

A sledgehammer would work well at this point.

 

[DubCoffman62]

You're [censored]ed.

A sledgehammer would work well at this point.

Well thanks for trying to help.

 

[DubCoffman62]

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