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Complete list of things gayer than male figure skaters

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What's wrong with Jiffy Lube?
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Jiffy Lube implies that you own neither a jack nor a crescent wrench... which is all you need to change your oil.... (Now that they've got the grippy things on filters, you don't even need a wrench for that)
 
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technically I think guys driving those car "look" gay but may have circumstances dictating them driving wussylike car.
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The only ones I really have a problem with are the Beetles, Neons, and Golf Cabrios.... (Regular Golfs/GTI's are okay... more or less.. I think Jettas are more wussy than GTI's).

The other stuff is kind of like 'econo' transport.. at least they aren't festivas or metros and shit like that...

And why did we leave out "Echos" and all Kia's?
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Jiffy Lube implies that you own neither a jack nor a crescent wrench... which is all you need to change your oil.... (Now that they've got the grippy things on filters, you don't even need a wrench for that)
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I own both of those but figure I can let the grease monkeys at the lube do it for twenty bucks. I make my own god damn money an can pay someone else to do it.

Besides, I used to change the oil on a lot of my grandpa's tractors when I was a kid so I'm sick of it.
 
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Echo-

http://www.popularmechanics.com/automotive/owners_reports/2001/12/or_toyota_echo/

Widget?

Can you drink your oil filter like a guinness?

I own both of those but figure I can let the grease monkeys at the lube do it for twenty bucks. I make my own god damn money an can pay someone else to do it.

Besides, I used to change the oil on a lot of my grandpa's tractors when I was a kid so I'm sick of it.
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Do the grease Monkeys at Jiffy Lube give you an excuse to hang out in your garage for an hour and a half with a 12 pack listening to the radio programming of your choice.. surrounded by the force field from your wife that is even elementary automechanics...
 
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That is one gay car...
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Echo-

http://www.popularmechanics.com/automotive/owners_reports/2001/12/or_toyota_echo/

Widget?

Can you drink your oil filter like a guinness?



Do the grease Monkeys at Jiffy Lube give you an excuse to hang out in your garage for an hour and a half with a 12 pack listening to the radio programming of your choice.. surrounded by the force field from your wife that is even elementary automechanics...
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My garage sucks so why would I want to hang out there?

I can drink a 12 pack and listen to whatever I want in my own house. As far as needing to separated from my wife, I haven't reached that point yet.
 
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Cracka, welcome back. I assume that you were just waiting for an appropriate thread in which to reappear. Where were you last week when we were setting up the vDuel with flintlocks?
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It has been an eventful last couple of months. First my work blocked the site, probably because I was hanging out on it so much. Then when I was able to get in from home, for some reason I was blocked from posting.

Then I guess the lack of productivity due to no access to the site led my company to have a large scale layoff right after Thanksgiving which I was included in.

Now I am full time babysitter for my own kids, but I am unable to find any weed to sell to myself.

Oh yeah, I also got a new digital camera a while back, and when I installed the photo editing software at home it crashed my system and I have not been able to use it since.

needless to say I have had limited access to the internet and this site. I still try to get out here for a fix every chance I get. I borrowed a laptop from one of my buddies last night and have been trying to catch up. I ordered a new PC yesterday and hope to be back in business soon.

If anyone knows of any companies looking for an experienced IT sales person let me know.

Good to be back!
 
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