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Commercials that irritate/make you wanna..

the galaxy s7 fracture resistant "ssssslllllllooooowwwww mmmmmooootttttiiioooonnn" one will get me to change the station every time.

Another Galaxy S7 commercial...

The commercial where the guy drops his phone and he tries to catch it which results in him butterfingering it across half of the fucking planet before it eventually drops on bricks and lands in mud and has the hose spray on it. The phone is perfectly fine because it is shatter/water resistant. Next time just let your cool shatter resitant phone hit the fucking ground then, buddy, and don't panic like you're dropping a new born baby. Fucking stupid.

 
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Cherry Dr. Pepper and that Spoon song, You've Got Yr. Cherry Bomb. The song is shit and I've heard it a thousand times in the last day. Just blow me up. It'd be more refreshing.
 
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The incessant Liberty Mutual ads. The ones where they act all uppity because they won't raise your auto insurance rates.

Oh, really, Lib Mutual? 'Cause I did have my property insurance with you, and distinctly remember dropping your sorry asses and replacing you with an Allstate policy* just about this time last year. Why? Because I realized that every single year since I'd had it (without EVER making a claim) my rates had gone up to the point that the policy premium had more than doubled since it was first issued. Guess I know how they can afford to not raise people's auto rates.

*For 40% of what I'd been paying, with the exact same coverage.
 
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The incessant Liberty Mutual ads. The ones where they act all uppity because they won't raise your auto insurance rates.

Oh, really, Lib Mutual? 'Cause I did have my property insurance with you, and distinctly remember dropping your sorry asses and replacing you with an Allstate policy* just about this time last year. Why? Because I realized that every single year since I'd had it (without EVER making a claim) my rates had gone up to the point that the policy premium had more than doubled since it was first issued. Guess I know how they can afford to not raise people's auto rates.

*For 40% of what I'd been paying, with the exact same coverage.
A little late on this one, but if I have to hear one more time about how "Nothing. Can replace. Brad." I'm going to climb into my TV, find Brad, burn him to ashes and piss on the remains.
 
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