College Football Right Meow: Week 8

Hi again frends its poobert. I did not espect to be riting on heer again but I hav to tel evrybuddy wuts ben going on around heer lately. Josh likes to come on heer and act like Im the dum one. He is the dum one and heers why. He has ben gone a lot lately. Even after he got bak from lost vegas he hasn’t ben around much. He says he has to work late. He hardly even pets me anymore, and we dont sit together in our favorit spot. Hes always pissed off and shitty like Maya when he gets home. A couple days ago I tried to spend time with him before he left in the morning. I rubbed up against his leg and showed him my tummy but I cudnt get him to pet me. After a wile I just gave up and got out of his way. He always complanes about me getting in his way. A few minuts go by and before I no it hes leeving and shutting me inside his bedroom! I wuz stuk there all day. Let me tell you its boring in there. I cudnt see out of any of the windows there are no toys and nothing to do. I got lonly and I wuz sad. Dont worry tho I got him bak. I made a poop in his room. Him and momma thot I mite do that and looked evryware for it but they stil cant find it. Now hoos the dum one?

Also I hav to tell you about wut mayas been doing lately. Us cats hav a lot of furniture around the hous. Maya has a lot of reely tall furniture becuz she likes to be up hi. I cant jump as gud as her becuz I hav a big tummy so my beds are on the floor. I hav too Ohio State beds. Wenever I sleep in one of them they win so momma and Josh chek on where I am wen the Buckeyes hav a football game. My favorit bed isnt cat furniture at all tho! Its a cubs blanket! I dont no why we have it. I gess they got it one time wen they went to shicago, Nobody heer even likes the cubs. All I no is that it is cumfy and when I sleep there the cubs lose - a lot. Well lately maya has ben taking my spot on the cubs blanket! Wut the hell? Even worse, the cubs started to win. I dont like maya and I reely dont like the cubs. Ive ben seeking up on her and chasing her off the blanket. Momma and Josh say Im being a butthole but I dont care. I heer the cubs went bak to suking again so it must be working.

Josh gave me his picks for this week. Hes literaly mailing it in now. I should change sum of them to reely stupid picks. Duz anybuddy think he’d notice? Anyway heer they are.

Game	jlb1705	Poobert
Memphis (-10.5) at Tulsa
Clemson (-6.5) at Miami (FL)
Alabama (-15.5) at Tennessee
Florida State (-5.0) at Georgia Tech
Mississippi (-6.0) at Texas A&M
USC (-3.5) at Utah
Ohio State (-21.0) at Rutgers

 

Whew, I wont wanna be you. Done slap your ass a roun agin. You gon hav a four figure UPS bill to ship all that vurtuul Kibbles to me. Michigan over sparty, Sun debils over des 2 utes, ha, you been hittin' the catnip bong. Who yo daddy?

Les see, this week ol' Omnicient says it's gonna fall dis way:
1. Mamphis gonna take the wind right outa dem gales, or cyclones, or tornados. Tigers even better than SEC, SEC, SEC!

2. I kno, I kno, 'bout time da reel clemsun sho up, but it aint dis week. Tigers tame her a canes

3. one you guys done pick ol' checkaboard to beat da Tide. Snort, snort. I don't care if it uh chess board, Tide gonna win.

4. Look like de Atlanta Krogers dun got crablegs on sale dis week. Dont be knowin wa happen to them yello mello jackets, but the semiholes gonna win.

5. Ol' piss an vinger gonna show up at pissed off atm? Nope.
pick aggies an pick yo nose.

6. USC dun gone Foster Brooks on me. y din we book dem dis year? Des 2 utes for the kibbles.

7. Who gon sho up in black soots dis week? Go buks.

 

Poobrty has been getting into your booze. Miami?