College Fantasy Football 06 Draft

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

My head hurts. Who knew the Soldier picked Little? Oops...

Sorry, I had been drinking for a bit...took BKB about ten minutes to get my replacement pick out of me. I knew who I wanted to pick, I was just a little too drunk to remember his name....or his school....or his position....

Anyone wondering how I did it? Think Jack Bauer.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Round 7

1. SATX - Arthur Carmody, K, Louisville
2. BB36 - Derrick Williams, WR, Penn State
3. FKA - Terry Caulley, RB, UConn
4. Bucky Katt - Ohio State D
5. 'bergBuckeye47 - Andre Cadwell, WR, Florida
6. Piney - Alex Brink, QB, Washington State
7. Soldier - Alex Trlica, K, TTU
8. kinch - Virginia Tech, D
9. scooter - Steve Breaston, WR, Michigan
10. oneshot - Mario Danelo, K, USC
11. bn27 - Terrence Nunn, WR, Neb
12. Bkb - Zac Taylor, QB, Neb

Round 8

1. Bkb - Andre Brown, NCSt, RB
2. bn27 - West Virgina Defense
   
3. oneshot -
4. scooter -
5. kinch -
6. Soldier -
7. Piney -
8. 'bergBuckeye47 -
9. Bucky Katt -
10. FKA -
11. BB36 -
12. SATX -

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[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

To recap:

BN27 picks at 8:42.
BKB makes two picks by 8:45

Gentlemen, there is no shame in getting your picks ready before your pick is upon you.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo, Mountain Queers!

 

['bergBuckeye47]

Lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo, Mountain Queers!

Jeff...Say it isn't so...You're gonna be rooting for dem hillbillies?? I can't believe it!

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

No, but I won't mind it when they shut out every team they play. We can't all pick defenses in the 4th round

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

To recap the recap:

BN picks at 8:42.

By 8:51 he has made his next pick, after BKB has picked twice.

In short, 4 picks in 9 minutes.....

Current status: Waiting.

Have I mentioned that I'm impatient?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Have I mentioned that I'm impatient?

Yep. As long as we're reiterating well-known facts, you're also a douchebag. :p

Edit - apparently one who can't count, either. I saw that it said 5 picks in 9 minutes. Nice editing.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Yep. As long as we're reiterating well-known facts, you're also a douchebag. :p

Edit - apparently one who can't count, either. I saw that it said 5 picks in 9 minutes. Nice editing.

I'm so impatient that I don't check my own work before I hit submit. You got a problem with the Mr. Take-my-sweet-ass-time-tell-em-i've-got-a-real-job? No one is buying it, I might add... this "real job" crap. You're a Katt, for the love of poop. Your job is to shit in a box and kill the house spiders.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

I'm so impatient that I don't check my own work before I hit submit. You got a problem with the Mr. Take-my-sweet-ass-time-tell-em-i've-got-a-real-job? No one is buying it, I might add... this "real job" crap. You're a Katt, for the love of poop. Your job is to shit in a box and kill the house spiders.

That's his job? You fucker, I've been buying spiders by the truckload lately to get rid of the flies! Stupid Katt! Leave my spiders alone!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That's his job? You fucker, I've been buying spiders by the truckload lately to get rid of the flies! Stupid Katt! Leave my spiders alone!

FKA now stands for "Fuck, Katt... Asshole"

Whereas, before it was "Fucking bKb is an Asshat" :ba dum cha:

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

That's his job? You fucker, I've been buying spiders by the truckload lately to get rid of the flies! Stupid Katt! Leave my spiders alone!

But they're so damn tasty!!!

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

And then oneshot came and saved the thread....................

 

[FKAGobucks877]

What's that? Rimshot?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

What's that? Rimshot?

Well done. You are truly The Most Power-Drunk. I bow to your excellency.